Mark Cowen

Six-monthly traditions. 1. Spend ten minutes working out how to change the clock on the oven 2. Wonder why the clock in the car is wrong 3. Debate whether phones, heating, TV clocks change in their own or not 4. Look for that meme of horses moving Stonehenge back by an hour.

Went a bit gloomy. Birds started chattering. Realised it wasn’t as gloomy 10 mins later. Just me?

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Havjng seen Hearts back to winning ways, this wanting Hibs to beat Rangers thing is pulling me all over the place.

I have just received an appointment letter from the NHS, telling me that they don't send appointment letters by post any more, but it's possible that they may still send an appointment letter by post. Sort it out Andy.

Almost like Burnhams having a laugh. Sacked over a house purchase issue - minister for housing… Resign over spending - right, you sort it as Chancellor.

Disappointed that the half time show wasn’t Madonna scoring a comedy penalty whilst wearing a T-shirt saying “fuck you Diana Ross”

Ronaldo man of the match so far

Strangely on Sky Q, BBC1 is about five seconds ahead of ITV1. Something else for Lee Dixon to moan about…

Hope the BBC’s “they don’t like it up ‘em” commentary is going to last the full 90 minutes

Fuck off #wordle

I know it’s wrong, but I chuckle every time the Uber Eats ad with Gordon Ramsey is on, purely for the last scene with the girl taking a photo of him as the dad asks him to leave…

Will be interest to watch the ITV panel rowing back from their pre match certainty about a French win…

The police have said they have "no information" to believe it is a "politically motivated crime" Nonetheless…. The political editor of the BBC can’t help himself can he…

"has" not "would have"

What’s German for schadenfreude?

So according to the commentary, VAR is allowed to overturn corners given incorrectly but not goal kicks given incorrectly. 🤷‍♂️

Red sauce

Done the new wordle instead of watching Scotland.

Scot here: sounds like the best possible outcome at this stage.

If you haven’t seen it’s glorious

Down for maintenance? #treehouse

Following #chelsea sacking Rosenior, owners BlueCo have today announced that, as they have so many men coming and going through their ranks, they've renamed themselves BonnieBlueCo.

Double header

A new winter coat and shoes for the wife?

My 225 Wordle streak. Gorn…. 😡

Scenes at the AFCON!

Need to send a Captain….

The Walliams on #wilty . Can’t find my pearls to clutch….

Wanted. Two large boxes to stand on. Apply @tntsports

Spent all of this #masterchef episode trying to catch a glimpse of the sixth contestant who asked to be edited out.

this #billyjoel night on BBC2 is great. Never the most fashionable, but superb songwriter and performer

#motd seemingly haven’t noticed that David Motes isn’t in charge at West Ham anymore .

Waves #wordle bat to all four corners of the ground

Eric Morecambe making sure they've all the right cardinals but not necessarily in the right order...

That new Old Trafford in detail…

I think the UK and the rest of Europe are quickly coming to the realisation that they can rely on the US as much as they currently rely on North Korea to help their economy, society, security, technology and information needs. A major pivot to self-sufficiency is needed.

Treehouse down? #treehouse

The one where Barney tells us repeatedly a flag doesn’t matter, but he’s still written a few thousand words about it…

Shaft?