Joe Athon

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This is my first attempt at children's literature. Well, I tried... substack.com/@joeathon/no...

Like most of my fellow Gen X parents, I once had a mind full of skeptical angst and a working knowledge of books, culture, and current events. Now I know what Lava Chicken is. I did not choose this life. The kids chose it for me.

This timeline continues to keep us all on our toes #schmidttingthebed

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Tuberville has cracked the code and I'm glad to see the entire MAGA party following along. It's time to get focused on the real issues that matter to voters. It's a bold political strategy with zero problems.

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill and you have to hear something boring about the Straights of Hormuz. You take the red pill and I show you how deep the gravy hole goes. Choose wisely, America.

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I spent days at the Nelson-Atkins learning to waltz with my daughter so she could walk the same path my mother walked in 1959 while her own mother sat in a wheelchair. Then I found the two curtsey photos side by side. #nelsonadkinsmuseum #KCSymphony joeathon.substack.com/p/the-curtse...

The Republic wasn’t built by a few elite signers—it was made real by ordinary citizens staking everything on a radical idea. This #4thOfJuly, let’s remember our collective strength. Read my 2026 Covenant, copy it, and make it your own: medium.com/@joeathon/th...

Huge if true! #reflectingpool #washingtonmonument #trumpwasright

Companies should do what they do well, not other bullshit. ClearOne just got wiped out. Biamp swallowed their IP whole & left the liabilities behind. FACTS: can’t sue your way to relevance when your competitor building better gear. medium.com/@joeathon/th... #Tech #Business #AI #GenX #ProAV

This is why the MAGA party is getting yoked in the coming midterms, not imaginary Mexican voters. #FACTS

Here is the true story of how I survived the Eastman summer jazz gauntlet in 1988, and made a loudmouth Canadian trumpet player fold like a cheap suit. medium.com/@joeathon/ea...

Why is the song from my home of Missouri so bad? Kansas has "Home on the Range", while "The MO Waltz", just codified in 1949, is a racist relic of the minstrelsy. I was born and raised in MO. I wrote this for those who could never come back. Please like/share THX! soundcloud.com/joe-athon/my...

I'm just dipping into Bluesky for a minute to let you know that I'm not sure who needs to hear this, but I've been sent to tell you that this new Game of Thrones show, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is fucking awesome. #AKOTSK #DunkAndEgg #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms #GameOfThrones #TheHedgeKnight

Nobody reads anymore, but they should. medium.com/@joeathon/ma...

Y'all don't know, but Smith is a G. I dropped this track about it today! I promise you, you are not prepared for how much this slaps. The Night of the Living Trumpsteinmus suno.com/s/bIjHt0vYpU...

Happy Trumpsteinmus to those who celebrate But I heard him exclaim, as the billionaires cried— “THEY'RE ALL ON THE LIST AND IT’S PUBLIC EXCITEMENT! MERRY TRUMPSTEINMUS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD INDICTMENT! medium.com/@joeathon/th... #December19th #trumpsteinmus

Trump posted over 100 times last night. If your Dad did this, you would know it was time to put him in a facility, for his own safety. medium.com/@joeathon/ge...

Opinions may vary, but this Hegseth cracker needs to go. medium.com/@joeathon/th...

The "Melania is an ancient Vampire" conspiracy. Huge if True!!!

So strange to know that none of this timeline would even be happening if Steve Bannon would have just learned to have the common courtesy to knock before entering. Sad.

The [E.W.] dig is the final marker. They are extracting the [HST] "inheritance." They think it's their prize. No. It was left for US. The [WW2] occult device doesn't respond to [Dark]. It responds to [Light]. The signal is out. This link the activation key. Are you ready? medium.com/@joeathon/th...

Taking a stab at investigative journalism. You are not going to believe what I found out about what is really going on with the White House construction controversy. medium.com/@joeathon/th...

I wrote this a month ago. This is what "No Kings" means to me and its PERSONAL. Please like and share if any of this resonates with you In these troubling times . medium.com/@joeathon/an...

This is what "No Kings" means to me. It's personal. medium.com/@joeathon/an... Please like and share if any this resonates.

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"I renounce, refuse, and abjure all fidelity to any would-be tyrant, oligarch, or political leader who subverts the will of the people through force, conspiracy, or lies." I encourage you to make your own declaration. They can't stop us, the time is now: medium.com/@joeathon/an...

"I renounce, refuse, and abjure all fidelity to any would-be tyrant, oligarch, or political leader who subverts the will of the people through force, conspiracy, or lies." I challenge you to make your own declaration. They can't stop us, the time is now: medium.com/@joeathon/an...

This is the story of treason against a king that defined what it means to be an American. It's the story of an Irish rebel’s ghost, and it's my manifesto against MAGA. ​https://medium.com/@joeathon/an-irish-rebels-ghost-my-american-soul-and-the-cowards-who-have-our-undivided-attention-b274d25d5344

My last name was always a ghost in my family's story. I used to imagine my ancestor was a cattle thief or tangled up with Jesse James. The truth? High treason against a king in 1777 that redefined being an American. The story of an Irish rebel’s ghost and my American soul medium.com/@joeathon/an...

To every latchkey kid who survived two economic collapses they didn't cause: your entire life was training for the next 5 years. We are the quiet variable they never accounted for. The death-claw spiral has begun. I wrote about why our time is now. #GenX #nopaywall medium.com/@joeathon/th...

To every latchkey kid who survived two economic collapses they didn't cause: your entire life was training for the next 5 years. We are the quiet variable they never accounted for. The death-claw spiral has begun. I wrote about why our time is now. #GenX medium.com/@joeathon/th...

A wave of accountability is coming to wipe out all pretense, and make it clear who supports pedophiles, and who supports the USA. We can't allow some men to stamp their feet, plug their ears, and order fly-overs to drown out the voices of the victims. That time has ended. medium.com/@joeathon/th...

I'm trying out a new thing this year. It's where I "f" off for the entirety of the year and get all of the year's actual important tasks and work done over Labor Day weekend. It's working out great so far.

Well I guess nobody else is going to say it. So here it is: the opening to the new season of Peacemaker is weird as hell. Thank you for your attention to this Cena. #PEACEMAKER #peacemakerseries #johncena

The tides are turning. I wrote a thing about this. Please share somehow if anyone gives a damn: medium.com/@joeathon/th...

The tides are turning. I wrote a thing about this. Please share somehow if anyone gives a damn: medium.com/@joeathon/th...

Another in my series of writing attempts. While I've been delving into political satire lately, this is not that. I'm observing our current calamities though a Father's eyes in this piece, and I hope you can take some time to read, and consider the perspective. medium.com/@joeathon/th...

It was going to say : BELATED BEAUTIFUL POST!! I'LL BE RELEASING THE FILES, THE LIST, ALL THINGS EPSTEIN. IT'S TIME TO HEAL A NATION. I WON'T SPOIL IT FOR MY LOYAL MAGA FOLLOWERS, BUT IT'S ME. I DID ALL THE PEDOPHILIA & THE TAPING OF OTHERS WHILE THEY DID. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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Taking a break from the angst of pure uncut political stupidity. I'm sharing a personal story about a song that’s been my anchor—a tribute to The Nace Brothers and the community that made me. medium.com/@joeathon/li...

For the Epsteinth time y'all, this Ghislaine Maxwell stuff is perfectly fine, and is all going according to plan, there is no need to PANIC!!! #GhislaineMaxwell medium.com/@joeathon/it...

Convicted child sex trafficker (whom POTUS says he "wishes her well, frankly") G. Maxwell was moved from a prison in Florida to the Prison Camp in Texas, on August 1, 2025, about a week after she was questioned by a US Deputy Attorney General. Totally normal stuff, right? medium.com/@joeathon/it...

Does MAGA like my takedown of Elon now? Seriously, I am asking. medium.com/@joeathon/th...

JD Vance checking out that white smoke...