Joe Burris
Joe Burris
@joefburris.bsky.social
Writer, artist, printer. Comic Book Guy
293 followers120 following1.2K posts
Always a good day when a new @gabrielhardman.bsky.social book arrives
Happy Letter Appreciation Day to the underappreciated legends of the comic world. Special shout-out to @simonbowland.bsky.social who absolutely kills it on every project he touches. A true joy whenever he gets to word a book.
1) Hot stuff coming through/why'd you take me to a gay [insert job here] 2) Which was the style at the time 3) Andy Williams!? 4) Stupid babies need the most attention 5) Remember we parked in the itchy lot Bonus: the entirety of Steamed Hams
The 5 Simpsons lines I utter the most, off the top of my head 1. Enjoy your death trap, ladies 2. I said watch out 🤷♀️ 3. I DEFINITELY shouldn't have said it was illegal / it's too hot today 4. The goggles, they do nothing! 5. [muttered] yeah that'll be the day
Hi, Im the dental abscess that traveled down to my throat and swelled up to huge the doctor told me had I gone to sleep that night I wouldnt have woken up.
Hi, I'm the intussusception at five years old that took exploratory surgery, the removal of a substantial amount of intestinal tract, and three months in the hospital to heal.
Hi, Im the dental abscess that traveled down to my throat and swelled up to huge the doctor told me had I gone to sleep that night I wouldnt have woken up.
Hi, I'm the intussusception at five years old that took exploratory surgery, the removal of a substantial amount of intestinal tract, and three months in the hospital to heal.
Hi, Im the dental abscess that traveled down to my throat and swelled up to huge the doctor told me had I gone to sleep that night I wouldnt have woken up.
Hi, I'm the intussusception at five years old that took exploratory surgery, the removal of a substantial amount of intestinal tract, and three months in the hospital to heal.
Legitimately impossible to just choose 4 so I just went with the first 4 that came to mind.
New addition to my Batman Rogues Gallery Wall courtesy of the insane body horror master @jennacha.bsky.social . I asked for a grossout Harley Quinn and boy did she deliver. Very honored to put it on the wall.
The Penguin by @tonymillionaire.bsky.social , Ratcatcher by @matthewdunnart.bsky.social , The Riddler by @davidlapham.bsky.social , and KGBeast by @michelfiffe.bsky.social
New addition to my Batman Rogues Gallery Wall courtesy of the insane body horror master @jennacha.bsky.social . I asked for a grossout Harley Quinn and boy did she deliver. Very honored to put it on the wall.
Lord Deathman by @jamesstokoe.bsky.social , Clayface by @matthewgallison.bsky.social , Professor Pyg by @jasonshawnalex.bsky.social , Hugo Strange by Fabio Punk Baldolini
New addition to my Batman Rogues Gallery Wall courtesy of the insane body horror master @jennacha.bsky.social . I asked for a grossout Harley Quinn and boy did she deliver. Very honored to put it on the wall.
Joins Twoface by @patricjreynolds.bsky.social , Manbat by @gabrielhardman.bsky.social , Zsasz by @templesmith.bsky.social , Scarecrow by Troy Nixey
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