Joe Hassert

Bluesky needs to increase its character limit.

I hate that threads has recaptured my attention and that Bluesky just isn’t delivering the timely and captivating political/news/current event content that I want. I made an effort to be over here, but as soon as I let the content draw me regardless of deliberate choice, I ended up back on threads.

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This is the most straightforward thing they've said so far. They're using the military to "liberate" Los Angeles from its mayor and governor.

Trump delivers destruction, division, and debt. Down with the era of Trump chaos.

I think immigration is good and we should have more of it. There should be some rules to regulate it but right now the process is too arduous and many good people don't have any viable path to citizenship. They should.

Amnesty for all immigrants NOW! Trump’s chaos will destroy us. Everyone should be demanding AMNESTY NOW

“We call it a starship!” “So it goes to the stars?” “Well, not really.” “So why not call it a spaceship?” “Well, it doesn’t do that either.”

As a former TGIFs employee I can assure you that no one in our kitchen ever called for the assassination of the French onion soup.

Excited for Sunday’s Meet the Press rountable featuring the wait staff of the Pensacola Applebees discussing the meaning of “86.”

I feel born again! Please come to my baptism at Las Vegas’s largest evangelical mega church!

If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help? "I wish I'd voted for Jill Stein..."

Being trans isn’t a choice. Being an ICE agent is.

I’m sorry but Pope Leo will always be called Sears Tower, to me.

“We need the manly manufacturing of rock hard American products” says the podcasting manosphere who spend their days buying and selling imaginary digital Monopoly meme money.

On the one hand, it’s so moronic to think today’s partial tariff pause and inadequate market bounce was a win. On the other hand, if y’all want to celebrate and declare victory like…go for it. Congrats. If that’s what’s needed to stop needless self-harm… amazing work! You the real champs!

Not that theyll answer it but I’d ask: “Does the president’s business genius and Art of the Deal include misleading business leaders and the American public about his plans? Should the American people expect to be lied to as part of the President’s brilliant negotiating strategy?”

F college. I just hope my kids can one day get one of those Trump tariff nonunion low pay factory jobs

Sure, your house is on fire, but so far, it’s only destroyed your garage, you frightened little liberal.

Check to see what any MAGA who is downplaying the recent market crash was posting on August 5, 2024.

Last time stocks dropped this much in one day was June of 2020 during Trump’s first term. The difference this time is he is the virus that caused it.

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said, "To anyone on Wall Street this morning, I would say trust in President Trump."

After letting Trump lie to the American people about laws of economics, the facts are finally breaking through the media blackout just as reality is going to smack business updside the head, shake our system to the core, and wake us from this cult-induced coma.

Its Isolation Day in the US, like a dytopian groundhog day where we learn how much poop the frightened shit gibbon plans to throw at us

What a dork.

Tariffs are a bad idea. Trade wars are lose/lose. Allowing folks to deduct interest payments on American cars from fed taxes is a good idea. That’s win/win. It’d be easier if every single Trump was bad, but broken clocks and all that.

The liars at the White House want you to believe that if I tell you where I’m eating, when I’m eating, who I’m eating with, what I’m eating, and the order in which the food will be served, I’m not telling you my dinner plans because the recipes weren’t included. 😝

Today’s installment of real headlines from Trump’s America! Are we great again again?

I knew more about the national security leak than Trump did according to his comments at a press conference today. He is asleep at the wheel or lying to the American people. Possibly both. Regardless, he’s demonstrating once again why he’s unfit for office.

The Secretary of Homeland Security and the Director of the FBI are incompetent have totally failed to protect Elon Musk’s property. They must resign immediately.

Damn, girl! You put the ass in assimilate!

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I’d be real happy if y’all shared this. LoTT is such a waste of space. #lgbtq+ #queer #trans #gay #SIUC 🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️

“Hey it’s Gavin Newsom! Welcome to podcast. Today we will be discussing the importance of child care policy with special guest Casey Anothony”.

They weren’t that good but this is hilarious to me.