Joel

CHONKY BIRD BUT EVERY TIME THE ORIOLES WIN IT GETS CHUBBIER 1-0

Cedric Mullins won 1-0 imo

FINALLY

LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL CEDRIC MULLINS

Probably best to pull Simpson out and throw Cedric in there.

Cedric Mullins is on the bench again tonight. I fear we will not get to see him the way the Brewers are going.

I'm facing JSN in both of my leagues this week. Led comfortably in both matchups entering the game. I feel like a final girl running from the ax murderer.

Josh Jacobs drop losing the game for the packers isn't justice, because justice would mean restoration for the woman he abused. But this still feels good.

(Watching Derrick Henry drop a pass that hit him right in the hands) why would Mark Andrews do such a thing?

DL HALL

Pain.

Figures it would be two series of small market teams.

Well that looked easy

Play for overtime and then take your starting QB off the field for absolutely no reason, JMU deserves the L

DOINK

Luther Burden, after amassing 137 total yards on five touches in two quarters, doesn't have a target in the second half?

Think he's short but the camera angles don't give you anything conclusive to overturn that.

JMU what is your doin

Was Tyrique Stevenson jawing with fans during that play as well or what was happening

What on earth

Illegal forward handoff?

Guy who has only seen Nazi iconography: getting a lot of Nazi iconography vibes from this

The daily marketing emails begging me to become a Birdland member after trading my two favorite players away in successive years, just as a division rival is about to play in their third World Series in the last 20 years, are really grinding my gears.

The "funny how?" scene in GOODFELLAS was based on a real-life interaction Joe Pesci had with a mobster as a teen waiting tables in New Jersey

They don't know the plays. They fail to get lined up on a weekly basis. They run the wrong routes and act like they haven't practiced. It doesn't take talent to read the playbook. It's a failure of roster building, it's a failure of coaching, it's a failure of effort.

Fire Dan Quinn and get someone who won't piss in his shoes every time the clock goes under two minutes

If you are reading this, congratulations you're playing wide receiver for the Washington Commanders next week

Welp.

Four more wins until Cedric Mullins is a world series champion.

Coaching coaching coaching coaching coaching

WHY ARE YOU TAKING A TIMEOUT HERE QUINN. HAVE A FUCKING PLAN FOR ONE TIME IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE.

They're really gonna let us hang around all game huh

What a catch on the snap by Daniels

FINALLY a roughing call

What on earth are you doing Luke

He's not playing perfect. But Jayden Daniels will stand in there and throw and take a hit.

Connelly gets too tall and gets walked back. Daniels rolls into the path of the rush instead of stepping up. Cosmi knocks Williams right into his QB. Great work all around.

Six consecutive games allowing an opposing player to score multiple TDs.