joe westfall

joe westfall

@joewestfall.bsky.social

Scheme and Dream, thoust two legged thinge ye canst outshine the star thou does envy Our Constitution does not have a Selective Enforcement Clause

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Mike Caruso, Palm Beach County Clerk of Courts, and pedophile said he still intends to win his election for Clerk and Comptroller after being arrested in August for molesting a male relative under the age of 5. He’s been endorsed by the GOP. amp.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

amp.miamiherald.comPalm Beach GOP endorses candidate accused of child sex abuseβ€œI maintain my innocence and remain a candidate for Clerk of the Circuit Court and Comptroller,” Mike Caruso, facing child sex abuse charges.

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β€œI, [state your name], have written this essay to E. Jean Carroll to avoid paying her any more money. This essay was not composed by AI or SI, as many people are now calling it.”

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Convicted Felon Donald Trump and his personal lawyer, Todd Blanche, know with the Midterms around the corner, DELAY is the name of the game

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

NEWS: After losing a major court fight, Trump and Todd Blanche’s DOJ is now begging a federal judge to kill Katie Phang’s Epstein files lawsuit altogether.

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Heartbroken. She was the best of us, the very best of the American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ spirit, a true ambassador of this nation. Dolly Rebecca Parton January 19, 1946 – August 25, 2026. Let the winds lift your sails, you sweet, sweet soul. We will never forget you. πŸ’”πŸ•―οΈπŸ•ŠοΈ

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β€œAnd I get down on my knees and pray” β€” keeps coming to mind, but she’s not one of the 4 Non Blondes. Submission is not love. It’s indoctrination.

Brooke from Let’s Not Date@letsnotdate.bsky.social

Natalie Harp’s letters reveal a woman who has learned to experience submission as love. The letters are exactly what the machine produces. Measure your days by how little trouble you cause him. Apologize for the space you take.

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BREAKING: Trump just directed Pete Hegseth to "substantially reduce" joint military exercises with South Korea β€” citing his "very good relationship with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un."

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Brock should be remembered forever, don't you agree? Maybe you should give him a giant hug if you run into him, you know huge you got as a kid and your giant uncle wouldn't let go? That kinda hug. Maybe him turning a little blue would help with his pasty white skin and skinhead haircut. Agree?

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REPUBLICAN 1: Hey, so our numbers are terrible and no one can afford anything and we’re gonna get crushed in November REPUBLICAN 2: Yeah. How can we rile up the frothy MAGA idiots? REPUBLICAN 1: Fauci conspiracies! REPUBLICAN 2: Great. Let’s subpoena him.

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Heads up: Taylor Farms lettuce is sold under these brand names: Marketside (sold at Walmart) Earthbound Farm (owned by Taylor Farms) Cross Valley Farms (owned by US Foods) Private labels for Target, Whole Foods (365), and Amazon Fresh. AVOID ALL OF THEM

hello Bluesky have i got a cure for Monday Please send these to G.M. Google AI and me made a Malibu the length and with of a Sienna and put its hybrid motor drivetrain and suspension on this 6.37 ground clearance 35 mpg est base $32k top end $45k +-

🎢I cut the backyard but I didn't mow the front or the side I cut the backyard but I didn't mow the front or the side all of a sudden the heat index came around trying to knock me down and the mower said just let it grow yes the mower said just let it grow I cut the backyard🎢😁🀣

@amyhowe.bsky.social hi reading you article on Scotusblog the Transcase was wrongly argued and wrongly decided if we look in the Constitution is anything closed off C.J.Marshall paraphrase had they looked at both the U.S. and W.V. they would have found the act is a prohibited bill of attainder

@mcuban.bsky.social hi I got an idea about the climate Total Initial Capital Expenditure: $50.0 Billion (Optimized for the mass production of 2,500 standardized units Annual Op Ex : $2.28 Billion / year Projected Annual Global Savings: $45 Billion to $65 Billion / year

@mariablack.bsky.social Hi just got done with google AI got a 45 page document pros cons solutions and 2 page "White Paper" PROJECT A.O.C.C.P. GLOBAL CLIMATE MITIGATION & DISASTER ARCHITECTURE An Autonomous Infrastructure Blueprint for Hurricane Suppression and Regional Drought Remediation

Atlantic Pacific Gulf of Mexico Fleets with heat sinks north of the Azores so as not to negatively affect Europe weather submersible in winter & 3 land ports for heavy maintenance I'm gonna need $65 billion any hints??

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"I run the protection program." Swans about like a prissy Christian, but has the impulses of a dirty mobster.

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social

Johnson: If we lose the midterms, these Democrats will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body, and they'll go after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors, friends, half of you in this room will be targeted. I run the protection program. We’ll take care of you.

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Thank you President Obama. πŸ™ I appreciate your honesty, intelligence, dignity, integrity, humility & humor. πŸ‘ Looking forward to the opening of your Presidential Center this week! πŸ‘€ Wishing you & your family all the best & continued success, Mar🐫