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This week’s viewing…

Why does Siri pronounce YouTube as YouTubey? Does she know something I don’t?

I think it must be time for: #StormBoelo

The inlay for NOW 18 features a picture of Soul II Soul’s Jazzi B having just realised that’s he’s pissed himself...

Oh and Dr. Hook was not a qualified GP… #TOTP

I enjoyed the Gees Be there… #TOTP

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The only Erasure track I ever skip past on POP! #TOTP

If you crossed Russell Brand with Jerry Sadowitz… #TOTP

This is just a rip-off of Let It Go by Pound Shop Boys… #TOTP

Mr Creosote’s brother on lead vocals… #TOTP

Weeeellllll…. Genuinely loved Come on Let’s Go… #TOTP

I’ve never quite understood why Walk The Dinosaur hasn’t remained a party staple… #TOTP

Has the studio got its own microclimate? Powell needs a turtle neck and a thick knitted affair on top of that, yet Imagination are virtually in the nuddy… #TOTP

I always found the name Boring Bob Grover very funny as a kid… #TOTP

Spinning Around always makes me think of that episode of The Office… #TOTP

People forget that the media absolutely hated Kylie before this came out… #TOTP

So Rob Searle’s remix of Frankie was a new entry at 6? Yet that’s not on, but fucking Oasis are on with a song that’s not in the charts? Fucking joke… #TOTP

Why is a song that’s not even a single on? #TOTP

Oh god, I forgot we’re going into the ‘Nu Metal’ era… #TOTP

This is why you should always keep a secret… #TOTP

Macy Gray was in Damage as well? #TOTP

Is it Rock The Boat that this sounds like? #TOTP

I remember this lot doing Pure & Simple and nobody being interested… #TOTP

Isn’t this the guy from Homes Under The Hammer? #TOTP

I always liked the sound in You See The Trouble With Me that sounds like the theme tune from Scotch sketch show, Naked Video… #TOTP

Why didn’t I call you, Macy? Well because you sound like Marge Simpson with a mouth full of sick… #TOTP

Richard Ashcroft in ‘walking down street’ video… #TOTP

How about making a derogatory remark about these pretentious geeks Gail, who can’t even sing, instead of calling them wonderful? And why is someone at #32 getting on? #TOTP

I really fancy Jamelia. Just a shame her records are so shit… #TOTP

We once had a school coach trip from Oxford to Reading. I gave the driver a Moby cassette single. He said he was only going to play one and wouldn’t keep changing them. So we had ‘I Feel It’ and ‘Thousand’ over and over all the way there… #TOTP

Petty remark by Gail there about Sash! - wouldn’t dare say that about a rapper… #TOTP

Woman just serving me in the Post Office clocked my Spray hoodie and said “What’s Spray?” I said “They’re a pop group, sort of a cross between Pet Shop Boys and St. Etienne. She hadn’t heard of St. Etienne however. Do any @spraypopmusic.com fans have a better way of describing Spray to pop dunces?

Do you mind if I don’t?

What word does everyone hate the most in the English language? This is mine:

In case anybody’s interested, this (which I wrote and appeared in) has recently been rejuvenated by the BBC and it’s apparently been on BBC Berkshire , BBC Solent, BBC Sussex, BBC Surrey and BBC Kent… 👍🏻 But not BBC Radio 4… 👎🏻 youtube.com/playlist?lis...

How can simply adding the word “The” to something make it incredibly funny? Watch this, and find out…

Hey Pete, can you make it sound like Starlight - Numero Uno? #TOTP

It’s Belinda Carlisle… #TOTP

That’s The Way I Like It isn’t the title, Gary… #TOTP

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In 1999, Richard Blackwood presented his own TV show, the cleverly titled 'The Richard Blackwood Show'. It was commercially and critically unsuccessful... #TOTP

You might think this Richard Blackwood record is embarrassing, but it’s not quite as embarrassing as the time he was on Sunday Brunch and was asked to zest a lemon… #TOTP

I thought they didn’t show videos anymore? #TOTP

It’s typical that all the songs they chop up to about 60 seconds are all by dance acts. They’ve done it to Alice Deejay, Eiffel 65 and Angelic now… #TOTP