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Happy "EOD Friday before a major holiday" to all who celebrate:

AI got you down? Go to Sora 2 and make a video of Sam Altman apologizing, like this one where he tells @karaswisher.bsky.social she was right about everything

14 year old influencers bout to find analog ways to drop some invasive meme species on the tweens down under

Perplexity Max Deep Research : Me, an entrepreneur :: Sora 2 : my daughter, a kindergartner

YouTubeTV Multiview trying to bring extended families together

There comes a time in life when you just have to play Many Rivers To Cross on repeat-1 until you're across whatever rivers you have in life. Thank you, Jimmy, for getting us through those times.

Guess we all libbed out just a bit too hard

Nothing more time-expensive than a free taco line

Zohran font sweeping the nation

Snuck out to sit in my car and feel hope for a sec don’t tell the fellas.

Victorious quad box here in LA

Ok winning NJ Governor’s race and taking the stage for your victory speech is the new best place to hear Born to Run

Finally, a place where can all agree that ringtone-version Baby I Got Your Money was a BANGER

Ok so who's starting the ETF?

Congrats to Prof Mokyr and the Northwestern Econ department on another Nobel!

I’m at one and a half

Pelican is my goal

Now THIS is the cancel culture I can get behind

My doctor says I’m down to just one diabete.

The NFL scheduling rivalry games for week 1 has certainly delivered so far

Within every left-of-center white dude, there are two wolves www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQVb...

Travis better not fuck things up now or else the “EX-FIANCEE” album will be devastating

Ah yes colostrum, the veal of the dairy industry

Can he PLEASE do those deals with all US health insurance companies? But for like 100% stakes?

Sorry Justice Jackson, this is for reeeeeeal…

And yet the anti-capitalists are STILL unsatisfied, sheesh

Deep nostalgia unlocked

this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇

Well now I want Tremors but with Slimey

Happy to see some of my favorite podcasts get acquired, but the ads are now as boring as they are plentiful

Any content platform that scales becomes a porn platform unless actively prevented. Some let it go on for longer than others to keep the scaling going.

Burnt-out Millennials hate this One Weird Trick

Found the children’s book version of White Lotus S3

well that explains the vibe

No plan, just a personality. And it’s… not a good one.

Finally, someone making sense

Dude we elected the lettuce

The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.

Can someone please print this out and staple it to the entry staircase at Topanga?

They FINALLY caught the crew that nabbed my phone and wallet a couple years ago. Stoked.

Depopulation is a comically evil way to cut Social Security and Medicaid, even for these nazi clowns