JohnBettermanParody

Help these folks out if you can! (This account is not affiliated with the @paworkingfamilies.bsky.social ) LINK: wfpus.org/fetterman

John Fetterman’s personal phone number listed on his public voter registration is 412-654-4041. 👀 Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do with this information.

And in the threshold of the door.

Two more kids killed in Gaza today and John Fetterman is blowing off meetings with the Children’s Hospital in his own state. I hope his household is getting the therapy they probably need.

From @pearlmania500.bsky.social

From @meidastouch.com : A devastating new Wall Street Journal report paints a picture of Sen. John Fetterman as increasingly disengaged from the basic work of being a senator, while gravitating toward conservative media, Republican allies, and being fixated on Israel.

The second-worst Pennsylvanian, neo-Nazi Jake Lang got punched out by Spider-Man while making a hateful tour stop this weekend.

Based on the limited data set of federal politicians, it appears that supporting genocide of Palestinians is a carcinogen and may cause strokes, @johnfetterman.com

John Fetterman going on talking head shows:

“I’m a proud American Capitalist.” - John Fetterman, sharing the widely- and deeply-felt identity of working class Pennsylvanians.

lol I made the original Betterman account when people were screaming at me that he was such a swell gentleman. Just an itty bitty witty Twitter mayor, stop picking on him! HE LIKES MAH WEED. Times have changed. truthout.org/articles/fet...

John the Butcher strikes again. Article: truthout.org/articles/fet...

Who did that? 👀😂🤣

BREAKING: A record-breaking earthquake has been reported by the South Carolina Geological Survey, cause reported as Lindsey Graham’s soul crashing into the basement of Hell. Aftershocks anticipated in Kentucky as a molten fissure opens to receive Mitch McConnell into the Hellmouth.

If you think ejecting Graham Platner for his moral failings is appropriate, get ready for 2028, when PA Dems get to jettison @johnfetterman.com into the sun along with his side piece, Bibi Netanyahu.

Re: the NY primaries on Tuesday.

Re: Elections in NY last night. Turns out genocide is unpopular! Who would have thought? May the 2028 Democrat primary gods feel the same in PA.

Vice President job description: has a heartbeat. John Fetterman barely has that.

His AIPAC handler is now his only friend.

Israel’s designated handler for John Fetterman is his only friend besides Dave McCormick, probably.

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@fetterman.senate.gov you should check your pants for liquified gas before putting it in other people’s backyards. paenvironmentdaily.blogspot.com/2026/05/pa-u...

Bringing this one back.

@johnfetterman.com 😛🥾

To pro-war Dems like @johnfetterman.com , I found this profound quote: “A river of civilian blood a Blue Wave does not make,” - some philosopher somewhere probably.

@fetterman.senate.gov

“Embattled husband @fetterman.senate.gov entrenches regime who would have deported his wife”

@johnfetterman.com Butcher among butchers, featured on wheatpasted flyer in Philly.

Pennsylvania has more active and reserve duty troops as a % population than any other state and @fetterman.senate.gov wants to send them off to die. He is a super villain. Who will stop him?

Pennsylvania has more active and reserve duty troops as a % population than any other state and @fetterman.senate.gov wants to send them off to die. He is a super villain. Who will stop him?

@johnfetterman.com gave Trump’s State of the Union two thumbs up.

Sen. John Fetterman proudly met with AIPAC today, reasserting his allegiance to the Israeli apartheid state. #GenocideJohn

Vigilantes in pickup trucks stalking black joggers and leveling shotguns at them is wrong. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @johnfetterman.com was a trigger pull away in 2013 from an identical murder.

State Democratic Committee seats are up this year. They are the endorsers of statewide candidates. If you are approached to sign a ballot petition, do us all a favor and make “Do you like @johnfetterman.com ?” a litmus test.

FLIP FLOP ON MASKS? We figured @johnfetterman.com would find the masks suspicious since he’s famously known as the vigilante who hunted down a bundled up black jogger and brandished a shotgun at him because “he was wearing a mask” in 2013.

@johnfetterman.com puts Heinz on the boots before he licks them.

Will someone please redirect this fixated toddler back to caring about his own country? @johnfetterman.com is the kid throwing a tantrum in the toy aisle.

For a guy with kids that will be draft age during the next Forever War, @johnfetterman.com sure is eager to fan the flames.

The hateful, violent tragedy in Australia must be the fault of peace activists, says John Fetterman.

@kamalaharris.com is calling for the voting age to be lowered to 16 to save the party, but you’d have to lower the age to the Terrible 2s for Dems like @johnfetterman.com to win.

“Let’s get back to killing,” wannabe Butcher of Gaza, stripper of healthcare, fracker in fief, says *we’re* cruel. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Looks like John Fetterman needs a nap. @johnfetterman.com