jgdoyle

The argument that the 1% are spending so much during elections simply to not have to pay their fair share in taxes isn't working anymore. This goes beyond greed. These fuckers have done truly heinous shit and the current administration is the only thing keeping that shit in the dark.

Realizing you can buy a cake whenever you want was once the pinnacle of adulthood but it's actually realizing you can make deviled eggs whenever you want. You already have the stuff to make them right now. Go check.

If there hadn't been so many insecure men afraid IVF was going to make them obsolete in the 70s we wouldn't have gotten Alien (1979).

At most it's a jumping car. And ain't none of y'all Speed fucking Racer.

@redhookstudios.bsky.social The way is lit and the path is fucking clear. Let's fucking go.

Seen enough. Give Cregger BioShock. Lawrence needs to work on Constantine 2, anyway.

Open-sourced ps5 before gta6 is crazy

Pretty wild this administration wants to livestream a public execution in December because I seem to recall them being pretty fussed about their other public executions being online for the world to see.

Proof of life from my room (my hair)

Every 5 days a straight man will massacre his entire family but sure lord preserve us against the furry pilots 🙏🏼

I know none of you realize that one or my all-time favorite game series is Darkest Dungeon but I'm still gonna just drop this here since they're 290 away from 10k early pledges. (This isn't sponsored... I just really want a DD graphic novel 😅) www.backerkit.com/c/projects/v...

I know making fun of low intelligence among the MAGA crowd is low-hanging fruit but at this point there's a legitimate argument to be made that most of them never figured out object permanence.

Making McConnell take a cognitive test wouldn't even be hard. Trump can just recommend him to his guy. He's only 2 stamps away from a free coloring book and the bigger box of crayons 🖍

Rumors cannot be started about this because it'll definitely not go anywhere and I just think it's cool... but an amazing friend of mine just gave Chris Weitz my book at a Murderbot event 😳

Took me 38 years but I finally got my first spider bite. Doc said black widow and that's like the coolest one 😌

Whatever AI algorithm bs the evil regime uses to tell them what's topical to utilize for clicks probably should've also told them Nintendo technically just lost one of their first lawsuits ever and were looking for an easy win.

Been crunching the numbers on this for a few weeks and I've finally decided the safest thing to eat is you. That's not flirting. Get on the grill, pal, time's a-wastin'!

Not a day goes by I don't think of the crux of a thorny theological roller coaster christians must go through when trying to use the book of Leviticus to win any argument The amount of mental gymnastics just to read chapter 18 and 19 back-to-back and somehow still think they're right is astounding

Only 3 weeks until Graveyard Keeper 2 🥲

Sure am glad we don't need to drink so much water, anymore. Was getting worried.

"It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God..." —Me about to displace Jojo Mart before year 2

TIM TOO?! WHAT IS THIS EXPEDITION 80 OR SOMETHING?!

I would rather be set loose in an abandoned apartment complex to be hunted for sport by 100 super competitive serial killers than trust a christian to actually be Christ-like.

Look, I love Lee Pace as much as the next nerd. But Giancarlo Esposito is the clear choice for Magneto. I will not be taking questions at this time.

The heavy toll taken on you this week will be processed in the next 7-10 business days

Lightning storm last night was wild. House power surged twice, sparks shooting out of sockets, random things that were plugged in stopped working altogether, router got fried, and Spectrum has been down for *checks* almost 18 hours.

God, this week just isn't going to end, is it

While somewhat unrelated (?), I recently asked Elrond if he would consider helping us burn down Fangorn Forest instead of helping the fellowship destroy the One Ring, and he said, “NO THANKS!” Very disrespectful! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

EA has new owners. Can't wait for the update to Sims where pronouns are removed and female characters are only able to cook and make babies.

Was about time 🙃

Netflix needs to focus whatever algorithm they use to decide which eye-catching title to use for projects because it's either a singular word like Gravel or a whole-ass nonsensical paragraph like This Is Where I Leave The End of The ****ing World Where I'm So Tired I Want to Cry.

Got greedy and went to grab a pod instead of mad-dashing to the gateway. Ended up 30 ft from the portal with a full trunk but missing 3 tires and all but 1 door. So I KICKED that mofo to the portal in an angry rad storm and made it with 3% health ✌🏼

Time to dye my hair, I think. 8/13

I've made many mistakes in my life but the only one that I can never see forgiving myself and moving past on is selling my 1TB Steam Deck Oled last year to pay a fucking bill. Adulting indeed sucks.

In every reality I'd still want to taste you. And steal your stars in Mario Party.

Picked up ADHD meds today just so the pharmacist would call me birthday boy like last year 😌

Monochrome Monday 🫶🏼

Dragons apparently have the constitution of honey badgers. Think the unbelievable amount of damage they took killed them? Nope. They just needed a good lie down for 9-10 episodes.

"Billionaires shouldn't exist" is now considered potentially harmful or disturbing by TikTok. The post was a sort of joke about Batman vs Spiderman, btw.

If your parents were like mine and beat most of the Leo out of you by age 9-10, then congrats on being a malformed combination comprised from the worst parts of Sagittarius and Cancer that are smashed into an Aries-shaped jar and tossed off a bridge. #leoseason

@redhookstudios.bsky.social Any chance of the Houndmaster making a return in 2027? 👀👀👀

Prologues and epilogues. How do we feel about them in general?

I like how my tiktok algorithm now has a nighttime mode. Like, if a 12 minute video of some random guy building a dugout cabin thing in the middle of a forest pops up when the sun's out it knows imma skip so it saves those for when I should be sleeping.

It's not a disagreement about politics. Itr's a morality/decency thing.

Happy Monday