johnhogge.bsky.social

If you are an old drummer, never start following drum forums. You'll eventually barf on all the references to "in the pocket", "groove", and "pocket groove".

the flintstones was a documentary

A famous noem got fired today @pixelthegnome.bsky.social

All time greatest Gnome song. @pixelthegnome.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLZO...

What are the top 10 words of whimsy, @pixelthegnome.bsky.social ? Maybe: skipping fondling whistling yodling snookims purple toasty hiccup hickey dandelion

Thinking about starting the Flat AI Society. There's no AI, just humans pulling the puppet strings, aided with some non-intelligent software. The button is never pushed to solve anything. Always the strings. Join Me!!

Gnomes to war!! @pixelthegnome.bsky.social

Used to collect noisey albums--industrial & post punk. I'm purging most, but this one is getting under my skin again. So lo fi! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7REh...

Like this painted puppeteer, for no reason.

Props to the Strawberry Alarm Clock. They in fact did sing about strawberries and clocks.

Very close to what our outdoor dog looks like: A White German Shepard. The wiki page on this breed is full of "dog show" history (yawn), but the bit I remember: the Nazi's strangely didn't like the whites. They like the black/brown GS's. People later fought for whites entering dog shows/breed desig.

#Caturday.

I love Fleetwood Mac & Cheese

It's satisfactory saturday.

Some of us grew up playing Dungeons & Dragons, fighting powerful monsters with our even more powerful Wizards, warriors etc. But in real life, an orc walks through your door weaponless and chews you to pieces.

BBQ is primarily an excuse for consuming a shitton of black pepper.

Is Usha playing Greenland good cop to the Trump/JD bad cop? Clearly.

This 2nd admin put more meaning into the term Doom scrolling.

Life Hack: hot chocolate K-cups don't end with just the cup of hot chocolate. Peel that cover off and dig in with a spoon. 99% of the chocolate is THERE.

Opossums are Irish Possoums

Excited for Canada, they just elected a carny.

I'm paper tape with holes in it loading a program into a computer or printing out a program from the computer years old.

Hear me out: AI Meeting Monitors to curb excessive participation and to ring a mansplaining alarm.

I'm SO tired this morning. And the gnomes must have mortared between my eyelids, again.

I just heard of a thing called Opposite lent, and it's fitting.

Brazil is a Christmas movie.

Note to self: NEVER apply to Tesla Inc nor SpaceX.

Excalibur (movie) still holds up! And has one of the all time buzzkill moments: "For it is the doom, of men, that they, forget." -Merlin

The Black Key's El Camino album has 8 vans but no El Camino's. wtf!!!!?!!!

Taking up misanthropy. BIG time.

Good morning! What new horrors lye on our Scrolls of Doom??

Steven Miller is Lawful-Evil Peewee Herman.

GOP progression over time: party of Lincoln -> party of the upper middle glass -> not the party of Lincoln -> party of "No!" and tough love -> party of budget hawks -> party of vilifying Democrats -> cult of personality -> party of fascism and dictatorship.

Fav radio memory: I think it was WRKO Boston around 1972. A DJ locked everyone else out of the broadcast booth and played "Ooga Chucka Ooga Chuck (I can't stop this feeling)" on repeat for about 8 hours.

Seen in the wild @bobjanke.bsky.social

Blowout Super Bowl mood music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Zk...

Greatest Jazz album of all time? Don't count out this gem!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEus...

Starting up a crypto: SnoCoin. Y’all are buying, right?

English bullshit: "compliment" vs "compl e ment"...oh fuck right off!!

Book are better than social media, fight me.

I'M TIRED OF "SPOT ON".

Northern winter: shoveling driveway then collapsing. Texas winter: wrestling with faucets to drip them not too fast but to still drip, because pipes are all in exterior walls. The struggle is real.

Water takes forever to boil! Not a fan.