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@randilynisin.bsky.social Got this at my new favorite grocery store

Went out to dinner by myself because none of the kids were around. Started with a gin and tonic. FUCKING AGAIN the tonic was flat. And it was at Clyde's which is pretty reliable. Im going to start bringing my own little bottles of tonic

One reason not to carry the tv remote around my apartment is that you might put it in a bowl with dirty utensils and water ruining it

Yup everything hurts. All if it, the lot. Pain, pain I feel pain. The psychic from Death Trap would say that after meeting me.

47 degrees. Im in heaven

THE REFLECTING POOL REPORT‼️ The $14.7 MILLION renovation: 📌 85 liner failures 📌 8 of 10 expansion joints buckled 📌 40 locations blistered or peeled 📌 Refilled after ONE DAY, not the recommended 72 hours Prosecutors later acknowledged contractor errors. Charges dropped.

@randilynisin.bsky.social have you ordered the chocolate babka from Goldbelly? If so how is it? The trader joes one is dry and awful. If not ill order it and let you know

I think it would be fun to pit the I See Everything Chick and Tilly Norwood against each other. Give them weapons like broken beer bottles, pliers, battery acid.

@bitchshortage.bsky.social OK? was i exaggerating? I am at a loss for words

Please dont let the world end before my date with the super hot guy. Whatever ends it should affect Katie Miller first IMHO

TJ's gluten free chocolate hazelnut cookies wont kill that fucking thing, but they make waiting for what does more tolerable

Darleen Graham is a fucking dumbass. Everytime she gets up to speak there should be a chorus of "Sit Down"

News in getting old: Increased hair growth on knees Way more moles Hair seems to be going back to brown

Perfect day. 80 with no himidity

Im waiting waiting waiting for my tiny little doctor to come into the little room where im been housed at the moment. Seems theyre eager to give me 4 different shots today. Sure as long as you refill my lorazepam and gabapentin

Shouldnt have bought bourbon aka crack.

Chicken tikka masala was dinner. Oh god is all i can say

Find this. 17.99 and smooth as fuck.

Tomorrow I turn 65 and become officially an olde.

86 degrees on thursday. Fuck

Here I am at a wedding in Lititz, Pa in 2000. Im the one bending over so im not a foot taller than Guido.

My former regional manager- job I retired from in May- has asked me if she can use me as a reference. I said of course she could. We had many good chats during her visits, she both gave and received feedback honestly and respectfully

Found packed away among books. I worked downtown on Connecticut Ave and once the plane hit the pentagon I was given the choice to close or stay open. 20 minutes later I was alone with an employee who had Down's Syndrome. Her parents asked me to keep her safe until they arrived. Took an hour

I went to Wegman's on thursday. WHAT THE FUCK??? Maybe i should rush home and take a potassium iodide tablet. Then i realized oh the fucking hurricane!

Its 5:16 and i havent slept. Still have ativan and melatonin on deck, but i dont want to be a zombie all day

Does anyone know if a signal users address can be found with their telephone number?

Got everything bagels from whole foods. What in the whole wheat is this?

Sportsbook draft kings kalshi can all die in a fire

Hello, God? Its me: Too stoned to live

Pillow to McConnel's face

What the fuck loaf of bread

Jalen Hurts throws 3 TD passes and Eagles stuff Commanders' late 2-point try for 24-22 win

How do my joints not ache today? No tylenol, no ibuprophen. Oh but wait! Also i havent slept since Friday, so this may be the answer: never sleep!

What i want is for @cnn.com to fire or whatever, if you know what I mean,and I think you do, Scott Jennings. In his place reanimate Elsa Klensch, give her an hour nightly to do Style With Elsa Klensch. Or Heidi Klum

Im kind of iffy on the moon of late, if im honest

Scott Bessent is such a dishonest ineffective asshole

Moskowitz and Golden make me sick. Happy to watch the planet burn, the rich take everything, Social Security goimg away, and Israelis enjoy universal healthcare as we get sick and die. Fuck all of you who voted For The Save Act. Cunts

Fred Flintstone went to Wegmans

Yes we sure as fuck dont

Can you imagine being a billionaire,with more money than you and your entire family could ever spend and not working to make the lives of people struggling or just scraping by better? Like SNAP benefits cancelled. Pick up the tab. Instant adoration.

Just die already

Today I bought a jar of morel sauce at Wegman's. Im excited to try it on the huge london broil I got to cook for my friend Phil.