John Fleming

Somebody filmed it youtu.be/MXAxdiBWsmE?...

I did my first comedy open mic a little under four months ago, really started ramping up how many I attend like a month and a half into it, and last night I attended my 14th different one. Seems fairly impossible but I’ve checked the number twice.

Don’t let the fact that the Chiefs employ two asshole kickers distract you from the fact that their punter was the defendant in a pretty gruesome civil case himself

Yes but the billionaire music lady married one of their players so they’re the Woke team

oh got it yeah no i was worried it might be something weird

Baseball is cool, imo

Pedantically, Milwaukee is not three outs from their first championship. 1957 Braves erasure

Looksmaxxing influencers: You need to take this hammer and beat the absolute fucking hell out of your jaw for five hours per night if you want to ever get laid ever Every other woman I’ve talked to over the last two weeks: Nathan Fielder should be named People’s Sexiest Man Alive

Johnny Football lobbying for a pardon?

JD Vance is a lot of negative things but he’s not an unintelligent guy. But man, his aw schucks salt of the earth cosplay is BRUTAL

I have seen a lot of people diminishing the Brewers. Dodgers fans mostly but also a share of NL Central fans whining about how they just get super lucky. These takes are of course objectively for babies.

RIP to Donnie Iris, the patron saint of bumper music during Steelers home games

Just a reminder that this grifting fuckhead sold himself to both the Democratic and Republican tickets in 2024 and went with the one who offered him a job. He is such a repellent loser that it is somehow shocking that Donald Trump gave him a job.

Thunder are still a playoff team etc. but damn, absolutely brutal news

Josh Hawley’s favorite player on the team with fuckin Patrick Mahomes being the kicker was always loser shit even when said kicker was good and now it’s just deeply cathartic

Harrison Butker heard about Brazil and obviously wasn’t going to be fully immersed tonight

May that not be the only time in the next nine days that Harrison Butker comes up short

I made similar comments on Friday right after I saw it, but I still can’t believe that You Can See Everything matched the hype. I was so ready to be like “Yeah it’s a solid doc but calm the hell down” but nope it really is that fucking movie

This MF’s really named Trey Smack?

Dan Campbell is fun but also he should be arrested

This seems like terrible strategy. AES may win, he may not, but I’m pretty sure the “look at this guy, he’s obviously literally a terrorist” vote has already decided

As somebody with a long and frankly annoying history of calling out affluent liberals for sneering at chain restaurants, I believe it is problematic to treat them as a monolith. Olive Garden or Applebee’s has bland decor. Cheesecake Factory looks like a big dumb castle. These are not the same.

1. 99.9% seems…high 2. Obama’s joke isn’t about Cheesecake Factory being poor people food. It’s about the decor being garish, which guess what it fucking is. 3. This is the first time in history it has been called The Factory but also this would be a hilarious rebrand

That sure locked like a block of the plate there?

It’s objectively disgusting that a quarterback wears #47, but, uh, has anyone asked why he chose that particular number when he got to BYU in 2025?

BYU/UCF, if it happened in a video game, would keep you from buying that franchise for a decade

To the extent that Pat McAfee has any appeal, it’s basically being a talking dog: just a happy and goofy weirdo. Pivoting to grievance seems like a terrible strategy!

Amy Acton’s mom is the first woman Trump has ever believed

Tampa Bay can win this in five now for all I care, but them winning that game after the first overturned neighborhood play in the history of the sport would’ve been ultraviolence

Tampa Bay has won titles (in multiple sports) post-COVID. Milwaukee had the Bucks title. Honestly just a damn shame a truly tortured sports city like St. Louis couldn’t break through.

54th Street is so white I heard the “California Love” riff and they were actually just playing “Woman to Woman” by Joe Cocker

The Odyssey was really good and I promise not to be mad when it wins Best Picture but this one was better

Okay I’ve now seen You Can See Everything and holy fuck

The Thunder are up through three quarters against a (conservatively) top ten NBA team and SGA has been mostly a disaster. They’re really good.

I think it is now time for me to start respecting Colston Loveland as a fantasy owner again

"Tavern style" just means "pizza in a bar." Bars all over the country have this. That's like saying "Chicago has something special called draft beer."

It would be easy to skip my sample ballot and commit everything to memory this go around but damn it if I don’t love the satisfaction of practicing voting against Ann Wagner

I haven’t seen either so this is purely vibes-based: it’s funny seeing You Can See Everything, a form-breaking indie, become a genuine financial success just weeks after everyone yelled at strangers about how Important it was to see Digger and its 53% RT score

I made a joke tonight where I referenced how my dog’s name is Tyler and it was the single biggest laugh I got the whole set lmao

Full Chastain!

wait can we all do this

I spoke to @chrislhayes.bsky.social for his podcat about the right's new subscription-based masculinity and how its political strategy (most obviously in texas) is built around exploiting male insecurity, much like the manosphere www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

This is more or less what Andrew Schulz actually did