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Nigel Farage ‘never shut up’ about the British fishing industry, according to @mrjamesob.bsky.social. But out of a possible 42, how many committee meetings on fishing in the EU did he attend as a member of the European Parliament? A) 21 B) 31 C) 1

#Americans. Don't try pretending to be from #Canada when you are travelling around Europe. The Europeans are very crafty people and can sniff out your lie by asking you from which part of Canada you are from, thus rendering you unable to think of anywhere.

A right whinger's double standard is beyond belief. If a left wing politician does something dubious they scream how disgusting it is and how it's typical of a hypocritical left wing regime. If a right wing politician does something dubious it's "well they are all the same aren't they".. laughable

The Tory party are the only party in my lifetime to successfully convince a stupid electorate that the previous Tory party (which was the problem) wasn't them! And the new Tory party was the solution to the problems caused by the previous Tory party.

Who remembers the good old days when weekends meant going to the local match and giving someone a good kicking? We didn't need social media or iPhones in those days did we? Just a good pair of Doc Martins and an ambivalent attitude to human life

Who remembers the good old days when the cast of the Carry On films would stand in a line a applaud you whilst you were on your paper round? Made you feel a million dollars didn't it? Celebrities these days don't take the time to clap anyone do they! That's why there's all that knife crime!

Watching #bbcqt and it's like the country has a collective amnesia. Fourteen years of Tory asset stripping has got us here. #Labour will sort the issues but you can't wave a wand and expect everything to magically get better in six months. It's going to take time. And there will be casualties.

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