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youtu.be/We_9MthGzwk?... Welcome to the return of Breakfast Music Good Thing Fine Young Cannibals 1989

I awaken without an alarm I work nights, when im naturally more productive. Usually alone I don't have a dress code Nobody asks me to cut my hair Television didn't make me rich It allowed me to be me It gave me freedom

youtu.be/MwOzqLYM6S8?... Kid...call yo' grandma Grandma...ask da kid Where you at? In da middle Monie In The Middle Monie Love 1990

I saw them at Ziggys in Winston Salem NC probably '84, '85. Their 2nd Lp was produced at Mitch Easter's Drive In Studio in Winston Salem. I had this on in the background and thought it sounded familiar. *who would have guessed NC had a new wave scene? DBs,Lets Active,XTeens,Dumptruck,Pylon...

One of the dumbest things I ever bought either of my boys for Christmas was a pair of "insulated" Crocs. Took a regular pair and put a fuzzy sock inside it. 50 bucks. "Had to have it". Merry Christmas rip off fuzzy crocs. Fifty fuckin' dollars. #ForMyBoys

Ok so my 'Ol Lady stopped dying her hair, natural redhead covering the grey, nothing wrong with that. But it hasn't gone completely grey like she was hoping it would (her Mom had that Bride of Frankenstein white streak, very cool). Is it too much to give her a box of hair dye for Christmas?

Know what me and the 'ol lady have bonded over lately? Mutually disliking the same people. Tearing into so and so cuz they're hopeless morons brings us together. Hahaha

Sally's favorite musical genre is reggae. Its mellow, rhythmic, and often features lyrics about love. #Sally #QueenOfCats #CatModel

Im never gonna try and tell anyone what to eat or what not to eat, but low sugar ketchup really is superior. It tastes like tomatoes. Regular ketchup tastes like sugar.

Still my cat's favorite song #Sally #QueenOfCats #CatModel

I think astrology is bullshit but damned if I don't have almost every Leo stereotype. #KingoftheJungle

Greatest lyricist i have heard. Says more in 2 minutes than most bands say in 2 Lps. Early work is nothing short of brilliance. #ElvisIsKing

This is definitely the "stop cooking breakfast. I cant turn on the water in the sink" look. How smart is she? #QueenOfCats #CatModel #SuperstarSally

youtu.be/HnjLlDY_xww?... Released 45 years ago today. Dare, by The Human League. Not their debut, but the Lp they would be known for. Love Action The Human League

youtu.be/7ytKXmsJnoY?... Goddamn work crush Its All I Can Do The Cars

By the way, is British punk rock better than American punk rock?

I definitely recommend having older sisters...our group chat, I asked if any of them had an old air mattress I could use... 1 sister bought a new air mattress and is having it delivered to me. 1 sister bought me a memory foam mattress topper. 1 sister bought me sheets and a comforter. #BabyBro

Im a good friend. I know. I sit on the food bucket so she can use my legs as a bridge from her window to the sink. I move any little obstacles the 'ol lady might place on her way on the sink. She drinks till she quits. Yet this is her response to "eat your vitamin, Sally" #QueenOfCats #CatModel

Go online. Look at car Insurance. Next day, you are inundated with car insurance offers...and they've already obtained a lot of info about me...One day, soon probably, I'll get the email, "hello sir, my name is Rita. I have long gorgeous red hair and i'd love to sell you insurance"

Don't wait Go do it

Gus's suped up lawnmower from up the hollar will out run that sumbitch to the go mart n' back by crackies. #DontFuckWithTheGrove

Yowza

My cat loves this song

This generation will never know the genius that was @HeyPoopButt God i miss old school Twitter

Damn you nice people who are so nice its impossible for me to be mean to you.

Meows Looks at food bucket (its where I sit) Looks at sink Meows Smart and beautiful The true #QueenOfCats

You gotta be married a long time to know just how many Doritos you can sneak outta your 'ol lady's bag before she'll notice. #Sly #ISawNothing

Proper context: Mature females only. I'm 63, and my 'ol lady is 55 (shhh, she's 61 lol). I got nothing in common with anyone younger. And "girls" are dumb.

Letting your 19 year old drive you around town can be trying. Today I was told "no, I will not slow down so you can look at a redhead".

Its a scientific fact that your old lady is never gonna like any other girl that you find cute or cool.

Watching a big toenail grow back in is both disgusting and fascinating. *be glad pictures are unavailable

My functional day begins with a dog walk and talking to my cat as she drinks running water from the sink. And no alarm clock.

I grew up on a farm, and here's my view on eating animals. We raised pigs. We still today raise cattle. Black Angus. Those animals are cared for, fed even in winter from hay and sileage we prepared during the summer. Roam open fields, drink spring water. And when its time, they take care of us.

Its 2 Shoe Tuesday -Puma LaMelo Ball Alien Skins -Puma LaMelo Ball Crowd Surf

It's about damn time something worth something turnt up on Facebook yardsale #DontFuckWithTheGrove

Downtown Charleston West Virginia Gorgeous at night

There have been two places in my life that I was planning my return as I left: the Beach (VA NC SC FL) and Chicago. *Charleston WV, close to my heart, my initial reaction was "this is a nice little city". Wasn't until about the third trip up from Roanoke I realized "hey, I think I could live here"

I need to retire just so I can visit people i wanna see.

To hell with matching socks, its sweatpants season.

The WWE is hiring for a television production assistant. If i was younger, definitely.

Patrick Clancy interview on 60 Minutes fails to provide big ratings boost for CBS share.google/AseB0ctYR3Of... Its ok, Byron Allen is going to pay for the timeslot.

Why do people ask me why?

youtu.be/HEa5_Ki33nA?... And it might be.... Here And Now Letters to Cleo

youtu.be/3WfQ-hV3WtA?... Ive had this record since it came out and im just now noticing a Sally reference? Well this qualifies as a Song to Sing to My Cat then Tattoo Van Halen

youtu.be/fTH71AAxXmM?... Fell in Love With a Girl The White Stripes

youtu.be/dcLr89lphVo?... Guess I'm gonna have to tell em That I got no cerebellum Teenage Lobotomy The Ramones

The gorgeous face i came home to, after 5 days gone. Her first reaction is food and water, then after she has realized im back home to stay, the cuddling will commence. That's probably after work tonight. #Sally #QueenOfCats #CatModel #CalendarCat #SuperstarSally

Away from the Grove since Wednesday and I miss the hell out of my cat. Here she is, playing explorer, under the sink. I have no idea who opened the door for her. Back home tomorrow and I'll probably say hello to her first. #Caturday

We, as American voters, have had so many opportunities to turn things around in this Nation, but we have not. Numerous opportunities. I'm beginning to believe we just aren't smart enough to accomplish it.

The kid wanting me to hurry up and get there and the cat not wanting me to leave her is a great emotional tug of war.