johnny volume

johnny volume

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All right pizza party time. I just made $3 on a TSLA put and am now officially a big-baller #fuckyouelonforhurtingukraine #apizzapartyisbetterthananelonepsteinparty

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This was Rex. Fuck trump, vance, rubio, hegseth, musk, and especially putin and all the MAGAts infecting this planet

Kate from Kharkiv@kateinkharkiv.bsky.social

Rex, a dog rescued by car repair shop workers, was killed in a morning strike on Kharkiv. “He was a stray. When he was just a little puppy, he wandered into our yard. We started feeding him, and on March 5, 2025, we brought him here, built him a doghouse,

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Oh nana. Hopefully they have cable TV wherever you are

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

Intel, 39% drawdown. $INTC

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TSLA short covered; thanks ̶l̶o̶s̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶ bulls

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elon is too busy tweaking out on Twitter because TSLA's earnings sucked hard #tsla #elonisapedo #evenepsteinhatedelon

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Auto revenue down 3% YoY Operating income down 56% YoY Free cash flow down 62% YoY Congrats?

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$369 is Ukraine-strength resistance TSLA nerds so keep buying because the only thing flying today are my puts #elonlovesepstein

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It keeps going and going and

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Good morning TSLA bagholders

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Caroline Losneck

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Tale of the tapes: Naked Raygun and Eleventh Dream Day create new albums from an essential Chicago archive (Aadam Jacobs project) archive.ph/cq9Yh

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Oh look TSLA rejected at $369 giggle giggle muskovite

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Guess who

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Lost John Peel session from Missing Presumed Dead found after 40 years #bandcamp #johnpeel #missingpresumeddead missingpresumeddead.bandcamp.com/album/1981-j...

missingpresumeddead.bandcamp.com1981 John Peel Session — Missing, Presumed Dead., by Missing Presumed Dead5 track album

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That was fast kyivindependent.com/russia-struc...

kyivindependent.comRussia struck Kharkiv's power plant shortly after Trump announced 'energy ceasefire'Ukraine's Presidential Office confirmed that the attack occurred after U.S. President Donald Trump announced an energy ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine.

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#lambrinigirls

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Anyone know where this will be #lambrinigirls

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Here you go Johnny

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I hate the smell of Pampers in the morning #trumpdumps #maga

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Oh nuts I didn't realize this video is over a minute long (01:27 to be exact). Do not watch it you'll die from trumporrhea

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The (sh)Art of the Steal by Don Trump Aged 08 #literalidiot

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Good boy

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Little weird weasel is a creep and a grifter

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The presidential portraits in the WH have become sentient and conversational

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Pam Bondi's ludicrously OTM DOW calls expire worthless 😜

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tough guy Marky Mark Mullin hiding from peaceful tourists on Jan 6th

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name my new band! I'll start... The F@cking Barfs 1st Class STDs Chinless Wonders When Incest and Nepotism Collide

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