John Pfaff
John Pfaff
@johnpfaff.bsky.social
Professor at Fordham Law. Prisons and criminal justice quant. I'm not contrarian, the data are. Author of Locked In. New stuff at johnfpfaff.com.
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I’d love to get back to a timeline where elections were about “I think Joe has better policy ideas than Bob,” rather than our current “THE FATE OF DEMOCRACY IF NOT LIFE ITSELF REQUIRES BOB TO LOSE MY GOD WHY ARE MORE BILLIONAIRES FUNDING BOB?!” elections of today.
If you had told me at any point in Lula's 1st or 2nd term not only that I would be rooting for him in the future ... but also that I'd be rooting for his *4th* term, when he's *80*, after multiple corruption convictions... and that I would think it was of *urgent global importance* for him to win...
One of the greatest scams in the immigration system has been calling these people "judges." They are at-will employees of the President. They have never had a shred of "judicial" independence, and they are not actually judges in any real sense. Sure, they preside over hearings ... for their boss!
Trump’s DOJ told a judge how to rule. Then it pulled her from court. Karen Donoso Stevens offers a rare firsthand look at the administration's campaign to transform the immigration court system. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
People can never do this math. I remember the intro to the 2012 Dredd movie (the good one), the opening voice-over, trying to make MegaCityOne look violent, talks abt how many crimes happened in the past year. But MC1 has ~1B ppl. If you did the math, it was safer per cap than, like, Sweden.
3 out of 300 polled for a Michigan statewide race would be a poll of 100,000 people.
This is what hatches from the egg when Eagleman Insurance from Chicago has a child with Liberty Mutual. Who is Eagleman, you ask? Why, one of Chicagoland's greatest early-1990s mascots. Does he lay eggs, tho? Just watch! Why does EagleMAN lay eggs? Shush. Just watch.
This wasn't the most scarring late-night commercial of my college years. That belongs to Moo and Oink, where a cow and pig try to sell you beef and pork. Don't think about that for even a second. "M-m-m-moo and oink" has lived rent-free in my head for ~25 yrs.
The 90s?! I remember boring some family friends with a blow-by-blow recounting of how I made it to Oregon even tho one of my oxen broke its leg in Kansas like it would go down as one of my top life achievements, and that was in, like, 1983.
Americans who went to school in the 90s: did you play Oregon Trail? Did EVERYONE play Oregon Trail? I keep seeing it come up and wonder if it was truly that prevalent
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Looking at these, you'd think a "crime is down, so prisons are down, so if crime is perm down, prisons will be too" story roughly fits the data. But here are the states that saw admits grow over 2010s. If it's all mechanistic, they should see rising crime. Tellingly, many have FALLING crime.
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The decline in crime is real; the stunning drop in homicides post-Covid has gotten 0.1% the attention it deserves, and neither has the magnitude of the property crime decline we've seen over decades, or the violent crime drops. These drops create real POLITICAL opportunity, and we should seize it.
I feel like I should consolidate my concerns with the Gladwell policing piece into one place, after scattering them all over this site last night. So, first: Crime has fallen dramatically, to historic or near-historic lows, at current (and sometimes falling) policing. What ELSE has driven that?
And ... yes. Those matter. But it's also the case that over the 2000s, at least, the median person who went to prison had, as far as our messy data can tell, one spell there. So a lot of churn is still possible absent political changes, even w falling crime rates.
Looking at this ad, I have to ask: not just what IS "the 1980s font" (and you know which font I mean), but WHY was that The Font for so much advertising in the 1980s? It's strange for a FONT to make me feel like a kid again, but that one does it every time.
Touch of Butter (circa 1984-circa 2000): A vegetable oil spread from Kraft, made with "just a touch of real butter". The brand name and product were bought, sold, and re-tooled by several companies, through a series of acquisitions over the years before finally biting the dust around the millennium
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