Informed Citizens

100% accurate.

The collective IQ of MAGA is in the single digits.

The Judge: "Did you take that paint chip?" Me, in my best Octavia Spencer as a Dorothy Vaughan voice: "Your honor, I pay taxes. And taxes paid for everything in that pool. You can't take something you already paid for."

BBC reporting the official terms of the nuclear agreement. We are giving Iran $300 billion to rebuild the country we destroyed.

Hunter Biden being the realist guy in 2026

That's what we call MAGA math

Remember when MAGA pretended to be #AmericaFirst? Good times 😅

It's rare that I disagree with Adam Kinzinger but when I do it's usually for a valid reason.

The number of MAGA voters supporting the guy who blew through $10 million on crystals because he thought the world was ending in 2012 is staggering

The real irony of Trump trying to put his face of a $250 bill is not that it's illegal. It's that you can't even break a $100 anywhere these day. Who tf is going to accept a $250 bill with a picture of a clown on it?

Actual photo of the White House today

Imagine never being able to wear shorts again after Trump is gone...

Accurate

If you needed further proof that MAGA is definitively #AmericaLast, Fox News is now trying to convince their audience that opposition to data centers is part of a Chinese foreign influence campaign to manipulate Americans into voting against new infrastructure.

😆. Accurate.

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Once again, MAGA is trying to convince themselves that it's trans people who are committing mass shootings when the call is very clearly coming from within their own party.

Thomas Massie lost his race. Mitch McConnell also lost his race and will no longer serve in congress after January. Both men lost to Trump endorsed, diehard MAGA candidates.

Just so we're are all aware of who Thomas Massie is unfortunately likely to lose his seat to tonight:

I simply could not imagine being in congress and staying silent as Trump builds a slush fund of $1.776 (cute right… 1776) billion dollar slush fund for insurrrectionists. What are these people even there for? History will be brutal to them. And their kids will be embarrassed

The new Trump phone is an off the shelf rebrand made by Chinese manufacturer Wingtech called the Revvl 7Pro 5G, which was previously available at T-Mobile for $0. It has since been taken off the market and replaced with the 8Pro. You cannot even get the 7Pro for free anymore @ T-mobile.

Big facts. Spencer Pratt is a POS who's trying to use a personal tragedy to gain sympathy in order to win his election. In fact, he's trying so hard to play the sympathy card, it almost makes you wonder if the fire really was an accident in the first place...

The fact that trump is going after Thomas Massie because of… the Epstein files (that trump himself promised to release in the campaign) and that the GOP is likely to go along with him, is astounding

Just saw a MAGA commentator call someone a 'Rhino' instead of a 'RINO', which is silly because Republicans are clearly rhinoceroses in name, only. The lack of horns should be a dead giveaway.

With the news that Gov Jared Polis of Colorado just granted clemency to Tina Peters, justice has been once again perverted, and this time by a DEMOCRAT desperate for Donald Trumps adoration. Congrats Jared Polis. I bet you get invited to the WH now

All I say on the SC decision today is that the same people who are now celebrating that VA's redistricting was blocked have had jack all to say about this, and that silence speaks volumes.

But we can't afford healthcare

A "whistleblower" claimed the CIA raided Tulsi's office and Fox News ran it as breaking news even though Gabbard's own office said it never happened. Unfortunately, Fox viewers live in an alternate reality and will never actually fact-check this.

This is my senator from Nevada, @senjackyrosen.govpeeps.us, who took $1.6 million from AIPAC just for her 2024 campaign alone. This is the reason your tax dollars are funding genocide.

Look how desperate the billionaire class is becoming now that they're losing ground, especially with the left. Just outright lying about their opponants.

Credit Aaron Rupar. I really wish people watched C-SPAN as much as I do. Y'all miss some hilarious comedy acts.

Or understanding the necessity of a comma

Yeah this should REALLY be a bigger story than it is.

For anyone who's tired of seeing that blue graphic from the Benny show pretending blue states in the NE are the most heavily gerrymandered, I made a counter. Feel free to share.

Using the original constitutional apportionment of 1 representative per 33,000 constituents, California would have 1,212 representatives in Congress right now.

I'm not kink shaming. But Karoline Leavitt had her baby, and I just realized that she is closer in age to that baby than she is to her husband. Baby: 0 Karoline: 28 Nicholas: 61

German Nazi soldiers had a marching song called "Erika" in the 1930s. That's an irrelevant fact that is also amazingly funny.

A short article I wrote on the VA redistricting decision today. It's too long to post on bluesky, so here's the substack link. substack.com/@johnwilder2...

I make a lot of jokes these days, but sometimes life is funniest when you just let it speak for itself.

How elitist do you have to be to think you should decide what poor people are allowed to eat?

Ben Shapiro laying off half of his staff because the MAGA-leopard ate his face is comedy gold. And this comes on the SAME DAY that the Onion just relaunched Infowars with an Alex Jones impersonator 😆

After being charged for sharing a picture of seashells on the beach, James Comey was released without bail yesterday. Think about that for a minute. A man charged with threatening the life of the President was released without bail. That's how big of a joke this indictment is.

How's everybody else doing? This is just my everyday life now 😅

I'm not advocating for this... but he is 100% correct

So a “non-nuclear deal?” So is trump admitting that he can’t get a nuclear deal? And is Iran now trolling him by not even agreeing to a non nuclear deal? And is he thinking “this time they’ll buy the threat!!!!!”

There are 340 million people in the US. 50 million of those are foreign-born residents, and less than 20% are illegal immigrants. Greg Bovino knows this. He's not misspeaking when he says "hundreds of millions of foreigners." He's lying.