John Sludge

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🥺 twick ow tweat! 🥺 do you wike my costume? can i have candy pwease? ;w;

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the most important millennial artifact ever created

Happy Birthday to my Mom c: It's so close that...well...it might as well be a trick-or-treating day!

AI generated apocalypse

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they have big boobs but bigger adventures 🥺💖🥴

A common theme among clandestine research facilities at the furthest reaches of civilization is their commitment to storing fuel in aluminum drums and running unprotected oxygen lines all throughout various rooms in the building in case of an invasion of some sort.

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"First, you need to go back seven years into the past putting you in the opposing timeline where you belong-" "Right, but then won't there be two of me?" "You'll be reliving your life from that point in time, except you won't do anything you did!!"

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the agony of knowing you're good, but you'll never be great

Clutching at straws is the most predictable yet relatable feeling among humans. Even if we're entirely to blame for getting so close to our demise, we refuse to believe that accepting death is the last and only option available. At least, not at first.

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The world ended long ago we're just feeling the aftershocks

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Hnnnnghhh... Fairwind loooooves the sillies :3

Harper belongs to @yawnheck27.bsky.social !

"That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen." "So it would seem..."

🤖 I am not the villain of this story; I do what I do because [ I need a job ]

rip and tear until he's carpet

Watching our sweet guest wriggle and flex and tighten up from every delicate flutter and evil skitter 🥴🥵 Hnnnnghh~

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It seems totally incredible to me now 🔫🛸

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A reminder for tomorrow that Rudy Giuliani used the terrorist attack as a photo op and denied firemen not only critical radio equipment, but even the right to pull the bodies of their brothers from the rubble so it'd look better.

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Art you can eat #cooking

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Bruce Campbell has revealed that doctors have given him an estimated 5 years to live following his terminal cancer diagnosis.