john vining

a guy but his face is clay. a guy but his face is wicker. let's do chert next. then maybe loess. rayon. gortex.

Would be more fun to watch this if they didn't spend half the time filming depressed fans.

what kind of movie are you in the mood for? 7.99? or maybe something more like a 4.99?

surprised to learn that the file format .docx is actually named after an English novelist.

ant's new ticker announcement is a huge blow for philologists

Slow Horses bravely asks the question, "Why if secret agents didn't have guns but all of their enemies did?"

hearing that the culver's tie-in on sharp tech is worth low seven figures

1940's Girls Baseball team names

just received an order for 400,000 onion dips to be delivered in 2027 and had to commit to a price. just an excruciating position to be in but I'm trying my best as a small business owner.

Benedict Evans

watching a show about spies in London and my impression in this: B Roll of London is either beautiful stone buildings or the most purposely depressing brick flat imaginable

Anthropic in 6 months: It is immoral to recycle a smart toaster.

Pretty sure a member of the paw patrol just said "nothing but hoop" because they didn't have the budget to animate a net

I wonder if we'll see any new programming languages. How do you create it and get it in distribution so that people actually use it?

"Catering Made Easy", a poem about Methuselah, 1929. www.peoplespoems.com/00018/cateri...

worst CTA of all time

Peirce on Pedagogy

Surprises and injuries.

Monster Energy is wasted on the young.

I don't know what *is*, but I do not sense that their "consciousness" is the place from which moral regard for other things usually springs. (cf. sleeping)

“Contemplation-related ailments”

Sloterdijk.

Mitt Romney providing guidance to the first Staples store, 1986.

Culver's does ground-breakings with a giant ice cream spoon

Name-company synergy up there with Sol Price’s Price Club.

dispatches from the old internet

Prohibition poetry. *The Tiger*, The Yearbook of New Orleans University, New Orleans, Louisiana, 1928. There's H₂O in the ocean, There's H₂O in the sea, And for quite awhile I've had nothing, But H₂O in me. www.peoplespoems.com/00016/theres...

Cynthia Clodfelter, age 15, in the Bethabara Cook Book. www.peoplespoems.com/00012/the-wi...

Not to pick on this person in particular, but I'm always fascinated by the "This is an insanely cool and powerful storm and also I hope everyone's ok!" dichotomy that weather-lovers must constantly straddle.

I also like airports for this reason.

www.peoplespoems.com/00008/the-su...

www.peoplespoems.com/00006/the-me...

always remember that the key poet of the 20th century (Bob Dylan) was a total goof when that was called for. keep this in mind!

actively training the robot to live undetected among the humans

Swift comes out in favor of university.

"Writers don't get to choose the first sentence of their piece."

knocking off a few poems to beat the nerd allegations

Omaha, NE named the 6th "Blue Zone"

Platonic form of the opinion piece.

It's ok to forget what you read. (Jonathan Swift)

The fear of being considered a nerd. (Jonathan Swift)

The fear of being considered a nerd. (Jonathan Swift)