Bob Wehädababeitsaboy

one more rung on the ladder of "you're not protesting properly/politely" where criticism itself is frowned upon

A few facts to learn more about me. I’m here to work hard to be a councillor you can count on — for a change. For more info: KevinR.ca/FAQ

Can we add these cops' payroll to the final cost of removal? Guaranteed they'll be there for the whole project now.

Every Brad Bradford endorsement is like, "Toronto used to be a utopia with zero problems. Now it is only fit for the most violent of rats, where sentient crack pipes murder you in dark alleys and feral child gangs feast on the Lululemons of my yoga mom group. Brad will fix this. I live in Whitby."

Thinking about the three Boynton books I've been reading on a loop for the last month. Trying to find the words to tell this guy how I feel about his parenting.

someone better than me at many things could set this to Tom Waits' "I Don't Wanna Grow Up"

It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.

"This computer understands me better than you ever could!" would be a *punchline* in any TV show or movie ever made up until, oh, about 2021.

I'm in one of those weird spots in Toronto where I can't tell if this an unsigned public space (gated, no locks), private property, or something in between. Drinking a coffee, reading my book, and wondering if I'm going to be run out of here at any moment. Really nice place for it.

Five years between "We can't do this again without Neil," to "Fuck it, print the money" Tour is ghoulish and pointless and you can draw a straight line from that mentality to a Bradford endorsement. (I say this as a long time Rush-Tolerator and sometimes fan)

"The President has been swallowed by a Whale. Only one man on land or sea has the experience to rescue him. This summer, life isn't better down where it's wetter because: OLYMPUS HAS WHALEFALLEN"

This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...

Macklemore: Me and Ed are friends and I hope we still are Ed Sheeran: My coworker got fired, it isn't my fault

Friends from overseas are always confused by the lack of proper 'furniture' in Toronto. My response is always along the lines of "The City's biggest fear is that they will build something and then a homeless person uses it." Bathrooms, benchs, shade, water fountains. This is surely at the core.

There are only two stories that won a Hugo whose screen adaptation also won a Hugo. “All Systems Red” is the second one. The other is “Dune” Congratulations @marthawells.com.

This is the exact, almost word for word, theory that kneecapped Toronto's street food program years ago. "They have so much less overhead! They'll put me out of business!" Said the allegedly high-end restos in the theatre district of the potential taco/burger/whatever trucks.

The Harry Chapin parody writes itself

"This doesn't mean you get laid."

@torbooks.bsky.social Don't know why you guys thought it was ideal to limit a Canadian author's giveaway to people outside Canada, but there are a lot of people on here bummed out we can't enter/support.

The historic site of the former Banjara parking lot payphone.

One of my all time faves you can't get often is 'con patate'. Pizza bianco with razor thin potatoes, rosemary, and sometime thin sliced sweet onion. So good.

What's the most UNDERRATED pizza topping/topping combo?

How it feels going to the Asian supermarket for two bananas and every item from their hot table.

This story is crazy. It would appear Trump admin officials rigged their nationally televised high school civics contest to keep a young man from a Sikh family out of the finalists. www.notus.org/national/ame...

🦀 see a crab, post a crab 🦀 a slightly tinier crab (i don't know crab names) from Central Queensland

I need someone to go back and make high quality insult gifs from Golden Girls. It would not be a wasted life.

Why do politicians/elites hate speed and red light cameras? Because they ticket everyone. Including those they "shouldn't". #onpoli #topoli

ngl, that Starbucks has been "vital" to me in the past, but...

I've got tickets to Jack White in July, go back to bed particle that could erase the universe at any moment

I can only read this in Judge Whitey's voice

I only recognize two seasons: Pho Season and Banh Mi Season. The weather swings lately has been wreaking delicious havoc.

Go to a meeting? The thing that killed Caesar?

Hell yeah.

New city report notes the Toronto Police Vision Zero Enforcement Team handed out about 14,500 speeding tickets in 2025. Might sound like a lot, but well, compare and contrast.