Jon Freeman

Thanks, AI... It would be incredible if Hernan Diaz won the Pulitzer twice in a row for the SAME BOOK, or if either of these others prevailed!

Great article, but a full quarter of the way through this century, at what point should “turn of the century” begin to mean 2000 and not 1900?

could have stopped the headline after five words

Another cultist who believes that Capital Letters have an intrinsic Quality that makes them seem Imposing. Didn't work for Cotton Mather, either

I'm surprised a MAGA store can spell anything

So next September will feature a bunch of "WE'RE BACK!" keggers, I'm guessing

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Makes sense that the AI companies used AI to help humans write the ads for AI which explains why they all kind of suck

@bcdreyer.social want to take the 🐝 down to the catacombs for a flask of Amontillado and a word or two about not accepting IMMURING??

Grammar police on duty - that first sentence! So Ecuador and Tunisia are also hosting the World Cup?

I have ruined the workplace that was in the office park and which you were probably counting on for your ego Forgive me It was awful so loud and so male

Legit surprised that the hate machine of right-wing media never seized upon "Madman-i" as the obvious slur/nickname to use while going after him. Maybe they're saving it for his re-election campaign?

Chicago Mocktail recipe: Way too much ICE. Zero proof. Assault all around the edges.

RIP Sly Stone, who told us “my own beliefs are in my song” and boy was that ever true. What a magician and what a messenger.

Not too much to ask for a Superfans Pope sketch this weekend, is it, SNL??

My former students do such cool things, like become professors at U of C and reenact papal conclaves...

Convinced that the only reason CHUNNEL and DEATH BLOW haven’t been actual feature films is that Seinfeld used the titles first and rendered futile any attempt to treat them seriously

The United States Supreme Court rules that this is a complete sentence. Thomas, Alito: No.

Supreme Court rules that Arkansas cannot strike letters L, G, T, B, and Q from the English language; Homas, Aio dissent

Supreme Court rules that puppies are cute; Thomas, Alito dissent

Supreme Court rules that there are nine justices on the Supreme Court; Thomas, Alito dissent

The New Yorker phrases it as “fuck ton.” Huh. Not sure I agree.

The self-driving car refused to get any closer to him

From the NYTBR: "...Schulz’s casually profound 'Peanuts,' which...went on to inspire TV specials, films and books (not to mention a Broadway musical)." Why "not to mention" the musical? Is it different from the other offshoots? I have no idea but imagine @bcdreyer.social might have one?

Maybe the near-miss at Midway will get the GOP's attention since that could have been ANY multimillionaire aboard that private jet crossing the runway...

So so proud of my former student for standing up for the law of the land (and I'm sure that the grammar and mechanics of the decision were flawless) newrepublic.com/post/191986/...

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