Jon 🛞

I don't know about you, but as my second full season of yapping about motor racing on Bluesky nears its conclusion, my sense that it is the only civilized place to do so online is only increasing.

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Oh fuck yes

What's the silly season domino effect if George Russell has to leave Mercedes?

If you post a video to show off the engine sound of a Magma GT, and it's just idling in front of a jewelry store in Milan with the damn doors open, I'm blocking you

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It's time for me to come clean about the fact that I'm only a Cadillac fan because of the power unit, and when the Ford comes in, I'm going to be a traitor

The message online racing fans are sending this week is, "It is vital to have as many manufacturers as possible competing to win in every racing series, but the teams they hire to accomplish this must be absolutely forbidden to help each other do so."

Thank god this guy isn’t allowed to mess with Formula 1 anymore

Both the owner and whoever failed to stop him from getting gold rims should have their licenses revoked

Based on conversations that have spawned off of this, I think any motorsports people who do feel like it’s too quiet on here would do well to start following proper car people. Motorsports, after all, do have a fair amount to do with cars

Do you ever get the feeling Fernando Alonso still doesn't know all the current F1 drivers' names?

On the one hand, of course that’s what it looks like, but on the other hand, weird

I see enough wind on this that I must post. Have you noticed that sports car categories make no sense? That is what happens when motorsports and automotive economics lose contact with each other. It is sensible — nay, necessary! — to periodically realign the former (which is made up) to the latter.

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It is true, that Kyle Larson is sometimes bad However, it is also true, that he is sometimes good

It's actually really embarrassing that the NASCAR fan base is full of people who think they know what lifting on a straightaway looks like but they actually don't

You see, Austin Hill being willing to kill Kyle Larson in order to win was all planned by the evil dark lord Chevrolet

Kimi Antonelli's win rate in Formula 1 is over 20%

It is deeply unfortunate that Austin Hill is in a Cup car

Thank god Austin Hill ran out of gas, or he would have destroyed everyone except Ricky Stenhouse

Holy fucking shit, Larson just silenced all haters

The F1 TV team radio editor has decided to character-assassinate Lando Norris today

Okay good drive Ferrari

Max Verstappen

Car 63 power unit failure on my mark… … … now

Remember a thousand years ago when Isack Hadjar was so undamaged by Formula 1 that he was just stoked to even be in the same paddock as Lewis Hamilton, let alone on track with him?

Carlos "The Chicane" Sainz

Will somebody tell the F1 fans who don't watch racing that the strategies converge at the end

I decided to monoscreen F1 after Bubba destroyed everyone I love, so let me know if anything else happens at Dega

Good job losing the championship, everyone except Antonelli

I hate when Formula 1 races in my daytime

Okay so the RFKs gave back about half of their lead on the second run, and they're about to get forced to give up the rest, but they get paid back for the time they gave up on track in fuel, right? So they can still restart in the lead after a shorter stop. But is that the end of the game?

I love the regular "Logano's Spotter" segment

The hideous 38 patriot car is exploding

Unfortunately, stage cautions still ruin this

This, my friends, is why downforce is bad

BWAAHAHAHA

They just invented a new kind of plate racing

If anybody wrecks before they lap everyone, I'm going to k*** them

Trying to decide if I should watch the F1 pre-race show instead of this. I think it might be worth hanging in to see what happens to RFK