Jonas Planck

Happy four-year Ængusversary for those who celebrate! www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZFz...

R.I.P. Jim Baker www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUci...

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I just noticed something... Statistically speaking, 100% of all trillionaires are Nazis.

“Who’s The Real Joker Now?” My love letter to Balatro. This piece took forever to finish since I‘d only work on it for 20 minutes before i end up playing a couple rounds instead.

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The mass laugh reacc "attacc" is the frenzy of sexual cripples.

Yes, and FURTHERMORE you sound as if you have been VACCINATED against viral pathogens, which means I can't kill you as easily as I have could have otherwise! DRAT!

IF there was a cure for stupidity... I'd take it anyway just to see if I got a massive brain boost from it. But the people who need it most would REFUSE to take it.

When people talk about "4-D chess" they don't fully understand that they're the PAWNS, do they?

Weird Al Yankovic Covers Killing In The Name by Rage Against the Machine kottke.org/25/12/weird-...

I have theories. Here's one: The CIA minus DEI equals the world's most incompetent CIA.

The reason I don't joke with "the awakened" about how the painted dotted yellow lines on the road control their behavior subconsciously, is that I don't want to accidentally be responsible for a needless car crash. There IS a place for order in the world, sometimes chaos is NOT the answer.

In the interest of maintaining decency, and to serve the goal of avoiding profane language, we will be calling it "BUTTBUTTINATION" from now on. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBip...

I concur, LET IT SLIP.

Today is Five Rabbit on the Mayan calendar. It is now safe to do that thing you've been thinking about starting.

"My goodness is a sacrifice I'm willing to make for the greater good... if I spend eternity in hell for saving my people, then that is a price I am willing to pay!" ---someone important, probably.

Dude said "Labor doesn't exist without incentives" and I sent back "So that means the rich don't work, right?" *Mortar shell explodes behind me* Still waiting for a reply.

Another auto-generated playlist, your results may vary. But my results are curated for the GROOVES, so... www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9iY...

They're just going to start deporting people to fake made up comic book countries like "Latveria" and "Corto-Maltese." and "Madripoor." Some maga thug is going be looking at the map and correcting it with a sharpie, saying things like "Fiji doesn't exist, this is SKULL ISLAND from now on."

So... if you FA, that means ANTIFA is against your behavior, right? PRO-FA people are in favor of fucking around, but not necessarily in favor of finding out, which means that the opposite of the PRO-FO ANTIFA is an ANTIFO PRO-FA.

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Uh oh, I better go check and see if I posted any jokes which might be misinterpreted as "celebratory," now that MOODs have become illegal! Been a while since I received a mandatory mood warning. "HAPPINESS IS TEMPORARILY SUSPENDED, REMAIN SERIOUS AND SOMBER OR FACE PENALTIES."

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BREAKING NEWS: Authorities have released footage of the suspect in the ongoing investigation. If anyone has information regarding this man's identity, please contact the authorities.

The right: "you should defeat fascism in the arena of public debate!" Some random guy: *Utterly defeats a fascist in the arena of public debate, permanently* The right: NO, NOT LIKE THAAAAT!

huh, the doomscrolling feels a little less DOOM-y today, doesn't it? I wonder what caused the sudden lightening of the mood?

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See, the thing the neo-libs tried to tell them was that the what prevents the frog from jumping is the SLOW BOIL effect, when you turn up the heat to maximum because you're impatient to cook dinner, you lose your entire grocery store when the frog jumps. The frog is The People in this metaphor.

it's the worst bullies waving the biggest flags, wearing the most merch, and setting off the loudest explosives. That's why I prefer tertiary colors to the red white and blue, the implied pinks and purples and sky blues. That's right I MIX my colors, you got a problem with that, chromatic purists?

Now that the world is a Paul Verhoeven movie, we have to paint everything gunmetal silver and brink back brutalist architecture.

When his dreams evaporate on the breeze, he returns to his well of strength. Regret is washed away. 59/2 He follows the trail of his own blood to safety. 59/6

And so, for no apparent reason, one summer day, Zuccerberg killed Jonas Planck, and erased 14 years of his posts and uploads, including quite a lot of original art which may or not have been backed up elsewhere.... So am I the last account remaining? Have I been shadowbanned from EVERYWHERE yet?

Boy, those a.i. powered cabs sure do burn HOT don't they? Those things slagged themselves!

The proletariat: "Why are you trying to kill us?" The Oligarchy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaMH...

Your adversary would love to force you into an angry display. That would legitimize his opposition to you. Such a rage would drag you down to his level. You must take a public stand against what he represents, but refuse to engage him.

I don't get why he's so upset about the taco thing.... the "trump" brand is poisonous, consumers hate it... but EVERYBODY loves tacos, right?

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Twurnp: "But you said you'd be LOYAL TO ME!" Twurnp appointed judge: "That was before I discovered that you were out of your goddamn mind, you psychopath."

When someone asks me what I do: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVJ2...

So now FB has decided to put a broken AI in charge of determining whether or not its own users are real.... This is some kind of dystopic tipping point, it has to be. But on the plus side, now I get to tell the secret police that I don't who that is, he doesn't exist if they ask me about him.