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jonb0i.bsky.social

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god i fucking hate basketball fans and how they dickride Luke Doncic all the fucking time. he’s a whiney little lazy bitch that constantly foul baits and complains to refs every possession and can’t actually perform unless he has a star team backing him. i don’t get why people suck this dude off

i’m so fucking happy Kang Tao is the main antagonist corp in Edgerunners 2, Arasaka and Militech get a bit too much focus when the other corps are just as scummy and interesting

Cat-Lon is the best endgame boss from any RPG, he has only a bit of dialogue but it’s so fucking powerful after experiencing an entire journey to get to the point of fighting him and seeing the remnants of his empire. kenshi is a fucking masterpiece in world building and enviormental storytelling

Lanterns finale would’ve been so much better if John rebuilt the town with his recharged ring after the convos with Kerry and Noah instead of trying to big dick guy, i think it still fits thematically but instead leaves John still looking like a hero instead of an asshat

if the CW can have passable CGI on a weekly basis for 3-5 seperate DC shows with a budget nowhere close to HBO then i really just don’t get why there were so little constructs and ring usage in Lanterns. the show is still good but constructs is literally one of the best things about green lanterns

one thing i haven’t seen people talk about with the Lanterns finale is Hal is confirmed to not be completely dead. Sinestro said he can revive him if he has his body and he’s still technically free on that fear island. the Yellow Lanterns and Hal’s revival is definitely gonna happen at some point

Lanterns is a solid 8/10, would’ve been a 10/10 if there was more actual Green Lantern stuff and i hope they pivot to movies instead of grounded TV shows so they can actually showcase Green Lantern abilities like in Superman

genuinely pains me how DC fans actually don’t read the comics outside of Batman and the Absolute universe, mfs calling the DCU a parody is actually delusional

reddit makes no fuckin sense i made a jokey rant post about people only bringing their phones to pay for food and im being blamed for phone pay not working and people automatically assumed a business wouldn’t inform its customers one of the payment options isn’t working. genuinely a fuckin cesspool

i genuinely hate the new wave of DC “fans” they’re so fucking stuck on stuff being exactly comic accurate it’s so fucking annoying, if people wanted to see the comic stories they’d read the fucking comics

the obsession with hal jordan as a character is fascinating because unt John Stewart was confirmed to be the DCU GL you never really saw people saying Hal being dead means GL stories won’t work. like literally some psyop type shit from Snyder bros istg

the clancy jurors that spoke out just add more evidence to the ever growing pile of reasons why old people should not participate in government past like 50 yrs old, fuckin psychos the lot of them

if sony and amazon are doing 1 season spider-man shows of variants i hope we get a story about 2099 spider-man because Spiderverse really doesn’t do the character justice

as someone who discovered who sadie sink was like a year ago seeing the reaction to her calvin klein ad is throwing me for a fucking loop. i think the people saying it’s giving pedophile vibes are either projecting hard or have developmental issues in regards to sexuality

i think the DLSS 5 hate is overblown mostly because it’s being used on preexisting products, if a game were developed using the software it would look fucking amazing without changing the intended art style of the game

i called the reaction to GTA6, people love it but there also a group of people complaining about the smallest things like a beer spawning in and a backflip animation lmfaooo

i thought the GTA6 reveal would just be 30 minutes of uncut gameplay like how other games do showcases but i’m glad it’s got a ton of cuts, the worst part of playing new games is always having to play through the 30 minute section made specifically for showcases

bethesda still introducing new bugs to a 15 year old game does not bode well for ES6 development. that game is going to be so fucking broken and buggy i am sure about that now

english translators need to learn that properly translating something won’t spoil future events in the translation is too literal. like why the fuck is Okaruns club named the Orge Club in english when it’s the Oni Club in Japanese. literally just call it the Demon Club like why change it

i gotta say this new trend of asking someone a question then completely changing it to something dirty is the best one in years, i’ve laughed at every one i’ve seen so far

it’s genuinely crazy to me that when Hasan shock collared his dog instead of apologizing he lied about it and has continued to lie about it to this day even deluding his fans into believing he didn’t shock his dog. like there’s no benefit to lying about this only negatives so why keep doing it

people are upset at the x-men casting but they’re all so fucking hot and that’s honestly really accurate to the comics x-men. they all look like models even Charles Xavier lmfao

my hottest take is the star wars franchise would’ve been better if the Skywalkers weren’t chosen ones. because now any time a movie or show doesn’t have one or a connection to one people just ask where they’re at

yea i don’t think the DCU will be successful. it’s fanbase is plagued with chuds and right wing losers that all became that way after the Snyder bullshit. they will never stop complaining and finding any way to hate on DC unless the DCU is just snyderverse 2.0

i feel like so many people are taking brand new days success the wrong way, there’s very few superheroes that can transcend the superhero fatigue and that’s the big 3 of Batman, Spider-man and now Invincible and they’ll always perform well

i hope spider-man 5 is either a symbiote story or another street tier story with like Fisk, Hammerhead, Tombstone or Mister Negative causing trouble throughout NY. and for option 2 i’d want all the defenders + punisher to at least make cameos and have a fight scene with spidey

the feel of having your enjoyment for a character be reignited after years of not really feeling them hits like crazy, first Superman 2025 and now Spiderman BND, the big players are finally getting good movies again

nobody hates their own franchises as much as DC fans hate theirs. the way some DC fans talk about supergirl you’d think the movie is the worst thing ever but it’s literally just a solid 7/10. the problem is nobody gives a fuck about supergirl unless she’s a supporting character to clark 🤷

i really fucking hate dark gritty and grounded batman media. it just fucking sucks. no batman will ever come close to the DCAU batman. he was the perfect blend of edgy and witty and he actually has a personality

the forming of the DCU and the reactions to its future made me realize a lot of people don’t actually indulge in DC media outside of Batman and Superman. The Nolan Trilogy and Snyder films really did irreparable damage to DC and its heroes