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I want taco trucks to drive around playing mariachi music so that I can run out to get street tacos like kids do for the ice cream truck.

Post your getaway vehicle

Just saw this with about 300+ issues of Archie Digest, and see it all the time with books that I know to be niche, but out of print. Makes me very sad.

I will not cut fresh jalapeños then rub my eyes... I will not cut fresh jalapeños then rub my eyes... I will not cut fresh jalapeños then rub my eyes... Crud......

Anyone else looking to breathe some air that isn't a solid, today?

Well, it's great to have some job security adjusting all the legacy systems that now will need to work around the absence of daylight saving time. Fun.

How is it that Mulder didn't carry and instamatic or polaroid camera around with him everywhere?

Fly? Yes. Land? No.

Having kind of a rough day. Please send examples of real people being smart.

We really need to Make America Smarter Again.

His hands are starting to look AI generated.

Ah, field fertilization time in WI, the rare time when we can genuinely say it smells like shit outdoors.

Devastated.

So far, the stupidity has still found me, like a bad email.

QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.

You don’t say…. gizmodo.com/tesla-recall...

Saw this travesty on Marketplace today, seemed appropriate to share my pain. Happy Star Wars Day, and May the fourth of the many out weigh the first of the few.

Person Woman Doctor Man Savior Camera TV

Unless, of course you were the type of person who was there at the end to raid the “everything must go clearance sale”. Which I was. Large did my VHS collection become.

You can’t put nuclear weapons in the hands of a lunatic.

have you guys seen the Dutch cover of The Hobbit cuz I hadn't

Everything except the feet and the beak.

I have new life goals.

At least with April Fool's Day over all the news can go back to being believable.

Captains Log; Stardate...Stardate... why the hell can't I open my Outlook Calendar?

We just got a rare portable Macintosh. The Outbound 2000. It was a MacBook before the MacBook was an official thing! This will need some work 💪🧹🏋️‍♀️

Restart.

I am starting to get the impression that people don’t like this guy.

Most people do not know this, or do not understand that the disabled person wouldn't just be losing a paycheck, they would be losing Medicare. Even with insurance coverage through their spouse, the loss of Medicare would make their care too expensive to afford. So, they don't get married. :(

So much for not negotiating with terrorists.

The only reason we leave is to go to the next escape room.

Chuck Norris and Nicholas Brendon in the same day. Coincidence? I think not.

full moon

The thing about with time travel is that you are doing stuff before you did it, then after that, there is no more after.

Without naming your job, tell me something that you say over and over again at work.” Alright. What seems to be happening when you try that that?

A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and $2 million in crab.