Jon Hegglund

I owe you an apology Senate Majority PAC, I was not familiar with your game

apologies to Brewers fans, you should enjoy it, but has this been one of the most forgettable postseasons ever? probably not, because I'm sure I've forgotten plenty, but only one series after the first round went to a deciding game and the only thing I can remember is ty france's roof ball

seems like a totally cool, normal technology that everyone is super excited about

hey microsoft instead of shedding a quarter of your employees why don't you get stupid copilot out of every nook and cranny of my outlook

it is 9:19 and I am in BED with a BOOK

love getting the replay convo so you can hear gems like "his buttocks are STILL up"

enjoying the three giant maples in the front yard before they become a giant pain in the ass 🍁🍁🍁

*king missile voice* RE-TRACT-ABLE CEI-LING

looking at my to-do list for the day

probably gonna delete but sometimes dads gotta brag: kid is going to the state hs xc meet next week as the only freshman on his team (and he had the best freshman time in the district finals today) 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

few things more joyful than to see the shy student you worried was disengaged or confused just deliver a Misiorowski fastball of a paper, a clever, literate, sophisticated banger that leaves your laptop screen a smoking husk

*Wemby blocks a shot* "and Brunson just got Southern Reached! you do NOT enter Area X when the Lighthouse is in the lane! is he a tunnel or is he a TOWER"

going to put on three eps by beta band and dissociate for an hour

starch madness rules

almost to the end of vol 4 of In Search of Lost Time, still hope to finish the whole thing by the end of the year things Marcel loves to do 1. go to parties 2. talk shit about everyone at the party 3. go on car/carriage/train rides (usually to get handsy with Albertine) 4. get real sad about time

A whole generation of policymakers is going to have to relearn how the creation of the welfare state was not some grand act of generosity (one of its architects was Bismarck FGS) but rather a crucial means to ensure social stability and state legitimacy that democracies and markets need to function

it's 3:12 pm and I just typed "lager" instead of "larger" in an email, huh wonder why

I am strangely overjoyed to see papers with the roughness and imperfection that is the natural habitat of actual human writing

"jalen, don't go to sleep because you might die. but you're good to go for kickoff" is a thing that someone on the Eagles' medical staff had to have said

Mr. El Sayed, do you disavow the Property Brothers

"trey smack" is the most 13-year-old suburban white kid rapper name in history

Aaron is such a warm and generous dude--we talked for about an hour an a half, and I would've happily jawed for a few hours more.

did not have “Dallas Goedert’s butt” on my Sunday bingo card

gotta say, kinda enjoying The Diplomat (then again, I'm in the bag for Keri Russell, but still, good show)

Vandals 2-0 against the state of Montana (don't ask about the other states)

the face the cat makes before she jumps off my stomach, leaving claw divots in her wake

rhéal ones know

pray for jack, he's not in a good place rn

oh ho ho ho, "health insurance," such a whimsical reason to continue to work at a job that you no longer wanted to, oh these "salt of the earth" ballplayers with their jibes and jabes

I might quibble with some of the particulars but it’s gratifying to see the student newspaper call out our feckless and shortsighted administration. Go Cougs.

Texts from a Teenager, or The Driver's License Cannot Come Soon Enough

I am glad to know that someone in my neighborhood is driving this

officiating my seventh (?) wedding this weekend, and it is truly one of the most joyous things to do. it's kind of like teaching a 15-minute class but everyone is really happy to be there

Given the prevalence of AI, I will no longer accept electronic submissions in this course. Students must write their essays longhand on fine parchment, in fraktur, and enclose them in a small matching envelope tied with a silk ribbon and stamped with the wax seal of their family.

once again

it's giving

fuck polymarket, fuck mlb for partnering with them

look that sucked for SD and France but god grant me the calm focused attention of Jackson Chourio to catch that like a simple can of corn

ban domes