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America is mental : exhibit 3,677,823:A

Wilsons just gone mad with aaronson for not playing him in. Welcome to Leeds, Harry. #lufc

If you are an employer, put a red ring around Friday 20th November on your calendar. It is anticipated to be the largest ‘sick day’ in history. The reason? Grand Theft Auto 6 is released the night before.

Deary me. That pass from Kane.

1 x east stand ticket just gone on resale. Good luck. #lufc

Laid in a dark room for an hour to adjust my eyes after that kit clash tonight! #covnew

I am against Tifo’s at Leeds. Organised fun doesn’t really fit with us. I would however, chip in for a giant sky blue banner with a big white asterisk unfurled to cover the entire Kop when we play these. #lufc

Just watched #MOTD as I was otherwise engaged earlier and could only watch the game on my phone with no sound. Analysis = 3 minutes on Declan Rice. 3 minutes on Man City. It looked to me like we took the piss for an hour? #lufc

Arsenal are our kryptonite. Not expecting anything but these are the occasions we bought Trafford for. Will be needed - can he shut them out? #lufc

Brill. DCL is on. Looking forward to ten minutes of zero crosses as his teammates fanny around trying to stand out.

Into ‘em then Wakey! (Not my cup of tea this rugby - but work there and loads have gone)

Wonder what Finlay Gorman and his agent are thinking right now? #lufc

“Ups and Downs”

With a torch being shone on Man City and sponsors not quite being what they seem. Sleeve sponsors with no employees or directors living on the moon - I’m sure the good people at SBOTOP are sleeping soundly. (As they don’t exist). #lufc

Mad how, I’m sure I remember thinking in 2010 - “How the hell have Man City signed Sergio Aguero, and Yaya Toure? And all the rest? I’m sure it is all above board but I sure wish my club had those clever people in charge - they must be real good at their job”.

Shamchester City.

The thing about Man City - well, one thing…they will get hammered for this, must be relegated somewhere. It might take a year, 5 years or ten to get back - but they now have a massive stadium, state of the art training/academy complex. They’ll be fine. In the end.

ITV ran the Man City news as its headline. Fair enough. No need to show Adam Johnson jumping around with the illegally assembled squad celebrating a title though. Harsh.

Seen lots of crying “it’s still 11 v 11”. No, you shouldn’t have been able to assemble that 11…and the 2nd 11 on the bench.

Hang on. If they wipe the last ten years from football history - then Stuart Dallas’ goal never happened. Not sure in happy about that. #lufc

This is what is happening to football.

That Jack Rudoni chap at Cov. He’s down in my book as annoying me for some reason. He did something. Can’t quite put my finger on it…? #lufc

English footballers. Should you come up against Valentin Barco, be it Premier League, FA cup 3rd round or U23 behind closed doors training match. It is your duty to hammer him back to Buenos Aires. For king and country.

Here’s to Chelsea’s Valentin Barco having an absolutely terrible experience during his time in England. Long may it continue.

When we made the 6th sub, I thought we would be made to replay the game in 5 days time at a neutral venue like the Camp Nou. #lufc

So many leaving before full time. After a performance like that, they should lock the gates, turn everyone back around and insist they go clap them round the pitch. #lufc

2ppg FC #lufc

Anybody got tinnitus? From the Creamfields-esque sound system before the game in the east stand? What was that volume all about?? #lufc

Looking forward to Harvey Barnes scoring tonight. Just give him it from kick off, let him walk through and tap it in. Get it out of the way. #lufc

Frank Lampard, take your Matt Grimes and Karl Rushworth back to the championship. You are wasting everyone’s time. Drums as well. Goalmusic no doubt…but they don’t seem to have the opportunity to play it.

Leeds United push on and have a great season, finishing 7th and qualifying for the Europa League (passports out). The West stand looms as a beacon of the future. A new dawn. AI kills everyone. Leeds that.

Cristian Romero 🤝 Atlético Match made in heaven.

Cheating rat-faced twat. They do, and always have - get away with murder.

That left side of Everton’s team is absolutely honking. George and Mykelenko are mid champo level.

I reckon if you can ride out 30 minutes at spurs, you will probably go on to win.

That is awful all round.

When you are on top and dominating for large spells, you need to go 2 or 3 up. We get in some lovely positions at times but Fanny around with loose touches or poor passes. Aaronson, Nmecha, longstaff all guilty in that first half. #lufc

Goal music. Sawn off by the ref. Subs far too late. #againstmodernfootball #lufc

I cannot for the life of me see how that is a penalty? What has he done?? #lufc

I see that little wanker Barco is playing for Chelsea tonight. I reckon the travelling fans will give him a lovely reception. All night. #lufc

Maybe im still enthralled by Marcelo. But I can’t help but think we could have done them 3-0 today. Fair enough, maybe Bahoya wasn’t ready. But I reckon he’d have sent their backline another 20 years deeper…so they couldn’t recycle so easily…rather than deal with BA running around.

I had us down for zero points away at Brighton, so 1 is tip-top. Just can’t help feeling that they were pushing on, fullbacks were high and some subs with blistering pace would have caused them more bother than the workmanlike stuff in the last 25. (We have players with blistering pace) #lufc

DCL’s finishing is a little rustic today. Would really have liked to be3 up with this domination. #lufc

There’s a young scouser at Hull. Striker. Premier league experience - scored as well. Maybe we should have a look?

Eurgghhh… Just seen it’s Brighton away next. When was the last time we did anything there? Write that one off I’m afraid. #lufc