Jon Sharkey

Alright BlueSky, see you in 4 years.

New year, same me. Just more tired, probably.

So Diplo is high on CNN right now, cool.

I must be doing something right.

Wait so what happened with the drones

Oh you beautiful thing you.

Festive exhaustion hits different.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your ‘out of office’ email doesn’t have to sound like you’re embarking on a life-changing journey. You’re just at Target. Relax.

Until about 3pm today I thought it was a pretty nice Saturday.

Did you know that it’s legal to put Kahlua and vodka in a latte? This changes everything.

My being tired all the time is feeling less like a state of exhaustion and more like a permanent personality trait.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the “free trial” isn’t free if you forget to cancel. You’re officially a subscriber now.

Before 7am I’m basically Gollum, just less “my precious” and more “my coffee”.

Even balloons can’t handle inflation these days!

Everything doesn’t need to be a podcast, you guys.

My neighbors finally took down their “Where’s Hunter?” sign, I’m tempted to ask them where he turned up…

BuT hEr EmAiLs…

Trump’s cabinet picks come from the ‘copy-paste’ school of diversity, homogeneity at its finest.

Wat

Woke up this morning and immediately needed a nap from the effort.

“Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars.” - me rebuilding my algorithm

Just wait until they see the Gavel of Accountability

Ok real talk, should I start flying a “Don’t Tread on Me” flag? Seems appropriate.

Ok so is Bluesky the play now? Or do we need to swivel between this and Threads

Hello world.