JonZoidberg

Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.

Of course Elon broke George Soros' spending record in only 2 years. Look at his ROI from the last election alone. We must get big money out of our politics and tax billionaires down to size.

Hey Comey, How does it feel getting criminally charged right before an election? Karma's a bitch. www.cnbc.com/2026/10/26/j...

Elon's SlopOdyssey premiere is getting cybertruck-style reviews because, like anything he actually has input on, it's hot garbage. I'd say don't quit all your day jobs, but you're awful at those too. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

When he said high prices were fine because "we" were making a fortune, "we" is him and his buddies. You got played.

Rest in Peace Walter Koenig. A legend of science fiction.

Fascist refuses to accept election result. No, not that one. www.reuters.com/world/americ...

Today, Brazil and Serbia said no to fascism. In 9 days, the United States will too! Don't believe any polls, good or bad! Go vote and take a friend! There is no blue wave without all of us!

IDF Chief of Staff Eyal Zamir is refusing to carry out orders from Netanyahu against Iran, and is asking for legal justification in writing. The IDF regularly snipes children and celebrates raping prisoners, so just imagine what is giving them pause now. www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ent...

Lula beats Bolsonaro! This won't be the last time fascists lose this election season! news.sky.com/story/lula-r...

Another woman in another Republican attack ad has a history of child abuse. I thought it was just a prerequisite for GOP candidates. www.ibtimes.co.uk/iowa-council...

The silver lining of this Starlink bullshit is the world is taking notice that Elon cannot be trusted and working on their own alternatives.

Elon admits throttling Ukraine but says he did it because they violated Starlink's terms of service. Bullshit cover story because the paper trail was closing in on him. Send his ass to Ukraine for trial. www.cbc.ca/news/world/u...

I'd like to live in a country where hitching your wagon to a woman who sided with a rapist against her own children was the end of your political career.

GOP tourist destination burns down. Shame. www.dw.com/en/hitlers-e...

Goddammit, why can't I vote for this guy?

I stand with Amy Acton and all survivors.

10 years after the Republican party has gone all-in on defending a rapist, why is anyone surprised that they are running ads attacking a sexual assault victim? This is who they are. They cannot be reasoned with. Vote them the fuck out. All of them.

I thought we fixed this by changing the name to Super Intelligence and letting the foxes police the henhouse. gizmodo.com/sam-altman-i...

The Musk documentary was pulled from theaters after a week because the distributor was bought by the founder of eBay. Sounds like Elon found a strawman. Time to leak that shit online! www.showbiz411.com/2026/10/23/c...

As much as I want to see him rot in prison, I'd rather he drop dead before he pardons everyone.

Trump admits tariffs are harmful and unpopular, removes some in desperate attempt to win the midterms. In other words, he TACO'd again. www.cnbc.com/2026/10/23/t...

Trump's DO"J" is suing Alaska because they think the Republican Dan Sullivan is entitled to any votes for the other Dan Sullivan in the race. Seriously. www.reuters.com/world/trump-...

Finland rocks! Anything that helps make Musk irrelevant is a step in the right direction! Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 kyivindependent.com/amid-starlin...

Republicans have shown that they have no moral compass, no decency. There is no line they won't cross. There is no bottom anymore. I don't care how much we all have in common. If you support these motherfuckers, I don't want to know you. Some things you can't agree to disagree about.

Ken Burns, someday: By the year 2026, Republicans had dropped any pretense of being anti-pedophiles. They even had known accessories to child rape making campaign ads for them.

Until a Drag Queen walks into a school and beats eight kids to death with a copy of 'To Kill a Mockingbird' I think you're focusing on the wrong shit. -Wanda Sykes

Google told Trump renaming an ocean is a red line for them. You don't get brownie points for standing up to Shitler now. You should have done it at the Gulf of Mexico. All these tech companies need to get investigated once grownups are back in charge. variety.com/2026/digital...

Vote for Republicans, get used to getting fucked.

The 2 biggest takeaways from this are that nobody whose privacy was violated gets a dime, and 49 other states and several territories need to tee up their own lawsuits and bankrupt Zuck. Then onto the next one. www.cnbc.com/2026/10/21/m...

I would love to see it, but I won't believe it until I do. The entire regime needs to be flushed down the toilet. www.commondreams.org/news/pete-he...

JD Vance is cool with bringing moms into political discourse, so this is a perfect time to remind you that his mom is a junkie nurse who stole her patients' drugs and used them to numb herself to the fact that her son is a massive cunt.

JD Vance says Republicans have already sold their souls, so what's the big deal about the Amy Acton ad? Show them how you feel at the ballot box. www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

A Florida cop did a welfare check on a 71 year old man, found him dead, called it in, then stole his identity and his house. And the guy had surviving relatives. All cops, you say? www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

The president of the United States just said he wouldn't pay out damages to veterans poisoned at Camp Lejeune if Republicans lost. The absolute fuck. Fucking monster.

Republicans have shown that they have no moral compass, no decency. There is no line they won't cross. There is no bottom anymore. I don't care how much we all have in common. If you support these motherfuckers, I don't want to know you. Some things you can't agree to disagree about.

Ken Burns, someday: By the year 2026, Republicans had dropped any pretense of being anti-pedophiles. They even had known accessories to child rape making campaign ads for them.

Until a Drag Queen walks into a school and beats eight kids to death with a copy of 'To Kill a Mockingbird' I think you're focusing on the wrong shit. -Wanda Sykes

Google told Trump renaming an ocean is a red line for them. You don't get brownie points for standing up to Shitler now. You should have done it at the Gulf of Mexico. All these tech companies need to get investigated once grownups are back in charge. variety.com/2026/digital...

Vote for Republicans, get used to getting fucked.

12 days to go. Be the blue wave you want to see in the world! Vote! And bring a friend with you!

The 2 biggest takeaways from this are that nobody whose privacy was violated gets a dime, and 49 other states and several territories need to tee up their own lawsuits and bankrupt Zuck. Then onto the next one. www.cnbc.com/2026/10/21/m...

I would love to see it, but I won't believe it until I do. The entire regime needs to be flushed down the toilet. www.commondreams.org/news/pete-he...

JD Vance is cool with bringing moms into political discourse, so this is a perfect time to remind you that his mom is a junkie nurse who stole her patients' drugs and used them to numb herself to the fact that her son is a massive cunt.

JD Vance says Republicans have already sold their souls, so what's the big deal about the Amy Acton ad? Show them how you feel at the ballot box. www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

A Florida cop did a welfare check on a 71 year old man, found him dead, called it in, then stole his identity and his house. And the guy had surviving relatives. All cops, you say? www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

The president of the United States just said he wouldn't pay out damages to veterans poisoned at Camp Lejeune if Republicans lost. The absolute fuck. Fucking monster.

Ladies and gentlemen of our armed forces: if you still support Trump, you're a fucking idiot. Thank you for your service. www.joemygod.com/2026/10/trum...