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Pretty savage for a conservative. Well said, Mitt.

Umm, OK then.

Clown show personified at the "State of the Force" address today. @atrupar.com described Hegseth as "Cosplay Patton". Hegseth provides ample proof that he is neither Patton nor George C. Scott.

In a spot-on performance, Jimmy Kimmel's wife, Molly McNearney portrays Natalie Harp. McNearney has great on-camera comedic skills in addition to her behind-the-scenes writing skills.

47 got a head start on Laura Loomer's lack of understanding of protocol when meeting foreign leaders and their staff. Loomer was aghast that Xi didn't have his hand over his heart during the AMERICAN national anthem. In this pic (2018), Kim Jong Un's expression says it all. If "WTF" had a face...

This graph depicting the dwindling water supply from the Colorado River is courtesy of Reuters. What was once a plentiful water supply is now reaching a critical low point, threatening CA, NV, and AZ.

This is the section of the "SAVE" Act that needs to be paid attention to in order to understand the heavy lift some will have to do to vote if this is passed. It's ridiculous, as government-issued IDs should already establish the voter's legal status to vote. www.congress.gov/index.php/bi...

I won't bother putting up a link for this morning's WaPo headline. I'll cut to the chase. It ain't gonna happen. Watching his adoring cult get giddy when he stated this lie was an exercise in observing acute moronic behavior.

This is from today, courtesy of AAA's fuel tracker. Ironic, given the loud talk from the Dallas area last night about affordable fuel. gasprices.aaa.com

On the official White House website, they've "recreated" familiar-looking video games (but with darker gameplay themes) and offered them up to whatever crowd finds this amusing. The level of Idiocracy increases by the day.

I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $500, Alex. Yes, this is an actual AI creation that 47 deemed OK to post on his TS account for all to see...and mock.

Kudos to the folks running MapQuest

Well. There goes using the mnemonic "HOMES" for school kids trying to memorize the names of the five Great Lakes. Does the petty stupidity ever stop?

And the cultish behavior continues. It's mind-boggling how deep the devotion to 47 is. Instead of honoring a hero, the cultists involved in this idea want to honor a draft-dodging zero.

Hopefully, this massive hiring spree works out better, quality-wise, than the massive ICE hiring of unqualified applicants.

The squatter at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. calls you and invites you to play in a golf tournament at one of his clubs. Do you go to witness top-level and shameless cheating at golf? And then call it out to his face in front of the other players? I await someone to step up and do this.

Meanwhile at the Graham funeral service...

Sean Duffy's hand (seen just over 47's left shoulder) is fully clenched during the Q&A portion of today's Air Traffic Control overhaul announcement. Wonder why...

This coin is yet another example of the intersection of narcissism and fealty. Bessent’s PDA is nauseating. Also, using a mugshot as the inspiration for this coin is surreal.

Further proof of declining mental abilities coupled with a heavy dose of delusion.

From Truth Social's head master today. Substitute "ELECTION FRAUD" with "PEDOPHILIA" and then substitute "CHEAT" with "MOLEST". There. Fixed it.

The incomparable Nina Simone.

I can see it now. To make sure pregnant women aren't entering the country, there will be a TSA line for INCOMING female passengers with a port-a-potty for privacy while they make use of a pregnancy test. Of course, there will be a TSA agent there to witness. Not dystopian enough for you yet?

“Ceasefire is strained” 🙄 Euphemisms are the current love language of the mainstream media.

Nothing says “Welcome to my country” more than its leader glowering at you on its passports.

Headlines right now: "Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz again". In the picture below, we see Lucy portraying Netanyahu while Charlie Brown (portraying 47) gets taken for a ride again.

The whole "Jesus take the wheel" (Christian code for "I take no responsibility for my actions") and a clueless administration urging those in dire straits to "trust us" would be comical if not so tragic. Make sure you vote in November to prevent this combo of Christo-fascism and "Idiocracy".

Gee, Dear Leader proclaimed the oil tankers would be busting through the strait. He didn't lie to us, did he?

If anyone can explain how the current situation can be defined as an American win, I'd sure like to read about it. Everyone loves to watch contortionists at work.

MAGA podcasters. They rarely pass up the chance to have a self-own moment.

I can only speculate on how many followers of the 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Squatter saw this investment take out their dreams of retiring wealthy. Oh, and plan B that counts on Social Security as a safety net? Gentle reminder…they are after that, too.

Oil prices have dramatically shifted downward. It's awfully strange how the price at the pump tracks upward instantly when the price of oil spikes, but it takes a long time (if ever) to go down in the opposite scenario. Big Oil has screwed us once again. Yet another reason to move away from oil.

This former Fresno State football participant was waived by the 49ers and the Cardinals in his attempt to make the NFL. After that failure, he transformed himself into the face of transphobia in the UFC. In another failure, he has seemingly adopted a Temu Randy Savage vibe without the charisma.

A real-time tracker of billionaire jet usage. Any unusual upticks of flights might be the time to head to your nearest fallout shelter. 😉 ews.kylemcdonald.net

Once there was “Let them eat cake.”, now there’s “Let them eat shit.”

The crowd reacts…

A social media exchange from roughly 9 months ago. It's odd how often the 47-worshipping MAGA members seem to be unable to recall recent history. It's as though the Men in Black used their memory-wipe device on them...a lot.

So, explain how he goes from "I don't want to tell you" to giving very specific numbers (of course, ones he pulls out of his ass on the spot...a classic BS move)?

This guy also feels the need to draw a very visible cross in the pitcher’s mound dirt when he appears in a game. For a group that decries having LGBTQ+ issues “shoved in their face”, they do plenty of their own shoveling of THEIR agenda in everyone’s face. The second picture is all you need to see

This is probably the most helpful and insightful assembly of a database that tracks the criminal actions of pardoned J6ers in their post-insurrection lives. lawfaremedia.github.io/jan6-pardons/

"...steadfast and loyal to the President..." is a positive descriptive for an independent Attorney General? Damn. How lost the GOP is currently is on full display here.

Nothing embodies the loss of White House dignity more than its current state. This has the feel of your neighbor putting a car up on cinder blocks in his front yard.

Judge Cannon has done everything possible to keep Volume II of the Jack Smith report buried. The 11th Circuit just stepped in. I've been tracking this one for months — here's where things stand. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

Some still can't see the difference. To them I quote Brad Hamilton advising Jeff Spicoli from "Fast Times At Ridgemont High": "Learn it. Know it. Live it."