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I'm assuming the real ref didn't turn up and one of the Sunderland player's dad's agreed to fill in #lufc

Maybe football should have a handicap system like golf, where we get a goal head start, or they have to play with ten men or something. It'd liven things up. #lufc

Trump says "it's time for Ukraine to get a new president" and Putin responds saying Ukraine "needs leadership actually focused on peace" - you can almost see the strings when puppet Trump does his master's bidding.

Better than last year #lufc

There is a programme on the BBC right now with people making sandcastles competitively. I feel my licence fee could be used more productively.

If someone says that was "a good point" I'm going to scream #lufc

I'm going to have to raise my voice soon, we’re second-best against these chumps, and it’s making me angry #lufc

To be fair to Jim Ratcliffe, he campaigned for the UK to leave Europe, then left the UK to live in Europe. He said the UK had been "colonised by immigrants" then became an immigrant in Monaco. He said taxes are too high, but doesn't pay tax. He is at least consistent in his hypocrisy.

The #RNLI have a shop and Christmas is coming. Just an idea. shop.rnli.org

Hi, if anyone has a copy of the rules of football, can you explain to me why Rice only got a yellow card then? #lufc

Ed Sheeran was put in a very difficult position, but not an impossible one. He chose to try to preserve his neutrality on political issues, but this isn't a political issue, it's a humanitarian issue. There is no neutral position.

It's a bit flimsy to call Ed Miliband antisemetic for criticising Israel's genocide and aggressive occupation of Palestinian land. He is Jewish, and his parents fled Nazi Europe during WW2. He is also a fan of #lufc, so leave him alone.

It's wokeness gone mad that you can't even kick Bruno Fernandes in the midriff without getting sent off #lufc

Was Zetterer as bad as he looked on the highlights? I didn't see the game, but at least two of those goals I'd have expected to have been saved. #lufc

When you're being completely overrun and can't get hold of the ball, isn't this when a coach should have a bit of a tweak? #lufc

I saw some Arsenal fan on The You Tube (TM Talks Ball) going on about how great Bahoya is and now I'm thinking we might have stumbled into another Raphinha-type figure. Can't wait to see him play #lufc

Is there a better performance in a film musical than Tim Curry as Frank'n'Furter? The answer is no, there isn't.

We really need to sign someone called Justin Daniel to complete the circle #lufc

I'm nervous about today. The Bees have quite a sting these days and it’s not a gimme, they’re not Spurz. #lufc

Canada should change the name of Lake Ontario to Lake Epstein, see how the orange felon likes them apples.

The Kyle Newbould fella is a lot harsher with the ratings than his predecessor #lufc

Tim Curry and Dolly Parton in the same week. The good guys are leaving the building.

Unconvincing draw by the Scousers, demoralising for the Geordies - great outcome! (Maybe we should sign Lewis Hall as LB competition for GG) #lufc

The underlying numbers were in Man Utd's favour, so there is that #lufc

Farage winning Clacton convincingly, with more votes than before, shows people will put up with a lot of lies and corruption as long as they get to be racist. I'm thinking of emigrating.

The British Broadcasting Corporation's report on last night's game between two British teams is particularly fair and unbiased I thought www.bbc.com/sport/footba... #lufc

I've been travelling all day. What did I miss? Anyone signed / decided to go to Ajax / left the club? #lufc

Blimey, with #lufc signings this window, if we don't win the league it's because we don't want to.

I suppose now is not the moment to say that Graeme Garden was always my favourite Goodie

One solution to having to think of ideas to keep tweaking a home shirt that's basically just white is to not release a new one every year, alternate new home v new away - admittedly this would cut merch revenue by about £12m but that's manageable. #lufc

It's a good job I'm not leading transfer negotiations at #lufc, I'd be so anxious I'd have given in to Man City, Southampton etc. just to get the Trafford, Charles etc. signatures. We'd be Peter-Ridsdaled to fuck if I were in charge of the cheque book.

I think @brynlaw.bsky.social should get MOTM for last night's friendly against Wrexham, he managed to even sound disappointed at the result. #lufc

Andy Burnham is now getting it in the neck for spending money setting up Number 10 North in the approximate geographical centre of the UK. Other countries seem to manage to have government beyond the capital, it's frustrating how we just assume it's a pricey white elephant.

I don't have any issue with someone in 2016 voting for Trump because they were sick of the Washington elite and wanted to drain the swamp, avoid unnecessary wars in the Middle East and stop corruption. What I don't get is why any of those people would still support him now.