JPC

Who’s visited these places and how did you find them 🤷‍♀️

Back over there, 30p is flying Lowe in support of his mate and future party mate 🤷‍♀️

Early morning April 4💚 Thankfully he had dreams before America voted for nightmares

I see Trump’s been renaming things again 🤷‍♀️

That Brick Lane mural …. And, well…. Once you see it 😳

Now if you don’t mind, I’m taking my bitch DOGEing, shut the door Don

#TeslaTakedown

New Beatles album looks like a classic 🤷‍♀️

You know when something seems so weird there must be a catch 🤷‍♀️ But this looks spot on

Gobshite of the week time and in the absence of a poll I get to call it but the bullying ignorant cunts that are Trump and Vance are clear winners

GBEEBIES absolutely lost for material tonight as Starmer owns the agenda with Trump 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣

I think I just threw up in my mouth

You couldn’t make this shit up could you 🤷‍♀️

A line has to be drawn somewhere and this is it🙄

You know that thing where they say “Take him seriously but not literally”…. Well nah, he’s just a pathetic rambling gobshite

No criticism of Putin, Zelensky accused as a dictator and thief What a fucking cunt

🚨🚨 Breaking - Executive Order declares the ‘Russia Safety Bill’ which means no lefty lawyers can call them for being the murderous cunts they actually are 🚨🚨

Scarily accurate

By Executive Order, flying is hazardous pastime

It’s all going well over there

Mark Hamill at the BAFTAS and he didn’t even need to walk out as David Tennant described him perfectly … 🔥🔥

Accurate

Ah for fucks sake, America really are losing the run of themselves now aren’t they Get to fuck ya shower of cunts

Over on the other side the poll is running and @chirpychet.bsky.social came up with alternative descriptions Can you tell what it is yet Bumblefuck CV Tice JD Viceliner Pete hedgesick

Gobshite of the week time and in absence of a poll function I must once again announce it but convince me this Judass bastard isn’t it 🤷‍♀️

Today I am signing an Executive Order that the Black Sea is now known as the Red White and Blue Sea

#PMQs Was nice that the Tories let Kemi from McDonalds have a go at it today

New idea for TV show… Trump and Elon raise Del Boy

🚨 By Presidential Executive Order - Greenland is now called Aquafreshland

You just know this isn’t out of the question 🤷‍♀️

Are we back to tractor porn again?

Why do right wing loons like pole dancing for farmers 🤷‍♀️

The utter state of this fragile cunt wasting ink on his latest demented ramble 🤷‍♀️

And/or walk round that golf course under the cover of darkness and taking a piss/shit in each cup, actually you’re going to need pals for that to be effective over 18 holes, I’ve not really thought this through unless you’ve 17 willing pals ….

I just lost my job, along with most of my coworkers, due to the illegal grant freeze. I worked at an organization that -helped veterans who have lost a limb -Assisted elderly and disabled people -Helped hospitals better treat people who have lost limbs

Gobshite of the week time and as still no option to poll, I’ll announce it This cunt… prove me wrong… I’ll wait 🤷‍♀️

By Presidential Executive Order - The opinion of middle class women of a certain age shall not destroy our TV any longer 🙄

Ethnic cleansing presented as a tack timeshare opportunity

By Presidential Decree… Canada and Mexico will crack on with what they told Joe they’d do

Canada ain’t fucking around 🤷‍♀️

First he came for Greenland And I did not speak out Because I was not from Greenland Then he came for the Colombians And I did not speak out Because I was not Colombian Then he came for Canada And I laughed my bollox off as they said Fuck You ya stupid cunt, eh🤷‍♀️

🔥🔥🔥 GET FIRED UP! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 SMASH FOLLOW ALL! 🔥🔥🔥 go.bsky.app/7bASf4Q

Trump’s about to find out that Canada is a bit different to Colombia

If anyone is waiting for a follow back and isn’t going to sell me crypto shout please 🙏

Gobshite of the week time and in the absence of polls I’m just going to have to announce it although this week I give you the moment that he clinched it beyond question

Fourteen hours before the crash. 👇

Tarqs is a proper sound follow that genuinely cares who he chats with… if you’re not, do 👇👇