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For your consideration: Jimothee Chalamet. Is that anything?

New Rule for World Cup: if a former colony country is playing their former colonizer, they get spotted a goal.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

Last night I broke my streak of 13 years since seeing a Best Picture winner ("Argo", 2013). "One Battle After Another" was terrific though. Wondering which Best Picture Oscar winner from the past 13 years I should see? Heard "Parasite" was quite good. #oscars

According to eyewitnesses, armed ICE agents dragged kids out of their beds in the middle of the night, zip tied them and put them in rented vans while raiding an * entire apartment building* on the South Side of Chicago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOXO...

Redistribution of wealth upwards ⬆️

Headline: Black and Blue Big Balls Beaten, Busted by Brutal Boys

i think it should be a bigger story that the president held a meeting with a foreign head of state where he ranted about the most gutter white supremacist propaganda you can find on the internet

Alex Lawson to Rep. Miller-Meeks: Last time you spoke with us you lied to our face and said you wouldn’t vote for Medicaid cuts, but you’ve voted for the largest cuts in the history of the country. Do you have any comment on the health care that 67,000 people in your district are going to lose?

It was the dumbest of times; it was the darkest of times.

We're disappearing college students because their opinions are deemed threats to foreign policy as the Trump Administration is literally sharing classified information and military strikes on an unsecured Signal chat with journalists.

The Massachusetts governor, the city, and the university needs to drop everything to locate and free this girl and make sure this doesn't happen again. This is DEFCON-1. If they do this to someone who wrote an op-ed in a college newspaper, they will do this to anyone they don't like.

Elon Musk’s loyalists at DOGE have infiltrated dozens of federal agencies, pushed out tens of thousands of workers, and siphoned millions of people’s most sensitive data. The next step: Unleash the AI. THE INSIDE STORY:

Democratic Senator Chris Murphy on Mahmoud Khalil.

Haven't seen a Best Picture winner since Argo in 2013. Thought I was in trouble this year with Wicked, but the streak continues! #Oscars

okay so what legal authority does elon musk have to commandeer the office of personnel management and access reams of sensitive data? www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...

Update from the upper Midwest: it's face-hurtingly cold out there 🥶

Joni Ernst is a complete fraud. She doesn't care about the military. She doesn't care about women. All she cares about is toeing the Republican party line.

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I left Xitter years ago, and given recent developments I've mostly abandoned Meta platforms. Let's give this Bluesky thing a try.