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Happy Birthday Trey Parker. Let me know if you want to smoke a bong!

Somebody should cast Glenn Howerton as Dick Jones in the new RoboCop. That is all.

Meanwhile, in the U.S.

Happy Birthday James Gunn! Lmk if you wanna smoke pot on my back porch 😄

Everyone go watch Event Horizon again. RIP Sam Neil.

Happy Birthday to Brian Posehn, One of the writers of the best goddamn run of Deadpool comics. Saw him do stand up at Bonnaroo in '08, funny as fuck.

Impeach and remove this corrupt administration. They promised to drain the swamp, but the rot is worse than ever. Happy Fourth of July! HAPPY 250th BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!

Happy 80th to Kurtwood Smith, Loved you in RoboCop!

Volume 4 by Duggan and Posehn is the best Deadpool series.

Happy Birthday John Cena! You're the man in Peacemaker!

Happy Birthday Rob Mac! Do you and Howerton do a joint party or something since his was yesterday? 😂

Happy Birthday to Glenn Howerton! I love that last shot in BlackBerry where he's so proud for just a moment, before getting busted by the SEC.

In light of the lies in the news today.

25th Amendment now, before he fucks up even worse.

Happy Birthday to Jesse Plemons! Everyone else, go watch Windfall and the second season of Fargo.

For anyone arguing otherwise, Charlie Kirk was a civil rights leader in the same way that a turd can be used as a tea bag. You throw it in some hot water, it's going to produce substantial color and flavor in the water. One of them is fulfilling and warm, and the other one is backwards and sick.

Happy PI Day! @neildegrassetyson.com

bsky.app/profile/sand... Bernie speaking the truth.

I'm watching the toxic avenger from 2023, and it's awesome. Do yourself a favor.

Iraqis cheered when Saddam was gone. What happened afterwards? ISIS

Bring back the Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore!

Hold the Epstein class accountable!

Mike Johnson: Speaker of the Epstein House

Maybe controversial, but I loved episode 8 of Peacemaker. The characters finally allow themselves to come together as a new family. Peacemaker believes that he can do good again. Not to mention, it sets up a MAJOR DC crossover. If that's not great superhero film, I've never seen it. 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

Anyone who's read DC needs to go watch Superman, if only for Guy Gardner and Mr. Terrific. I love seeing accurate and badass comic characters on the big screen. Gunn nailed it, he's clearly read a few comics 😁💯 Do yourself a favor. BTW Epstein didn't kill himself. 💯💯💯

Happy Birthday James Gunn! Epstein didn't kill himself.

"In the framework of our constitution, the president's power to see that the laws are faithfully executed refutes the idea that he is to be a lawmaker." -Justice Hugo Black in the majority opinion of Youngstown v. Sawyer, 343 U.S. 579 (1952)

What's the difference between a cobra on the savannah and a bumblebee in your underwear? One's a snake in the grass, the other's a sting on the ass. Seriously though, Epstein didn't kill himself.