My dog 🦮 is smarter than your President 🍊

Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a picture of a boat you like.

#joydivision #iancurtis #inspiration

Pretty girl Sophie ❤️ #dog #goldenretriever

I've been misusing hyphens all my life‽ Hyphen (-): The shortest line. It joins words together (like well-being). En dash (–): A medium line. It shows ranges of numbers or times (like 1990–2000). Em dash (—): The longest line. It breaks up sentences and adds dramatic impact.

Yup.

#bird #owl #natureisawesome

Evening visitors #owl #natureisawesome

A busy bee on a purple coneflower #pollinator #flowers

Queen Anne's Lace #flowers

What a rush it must have been to be part of this!

I feel trapped in my house by this heat wave.

Just saw #Obsession and I must say... Underwhelmed. What did I miss? Was there too much advanced hype?

Also: the color of Trump's envy of Obama.

Pretty friggin' amazing!

A favorite Blondie track - so many to choose from... youtu.be/cktAd_26zKk?... #blondie

2.5 years into retirement, I still feel a bit jealous when I see people leaving for work... Miss the people most, the working part, not so much... #Retirement #isolation

Well, fuck. Happy Sunday. Luckily we were not in the bed. Ac condensation drain busted at some point, I was going to fix it this morning (just noticed it today) , but it apparently had already drained itself into the ceiling. Did I say fuck? #joysofhomeownership

Saw this inscription on a stone bench today - it really resonated (the inscription - the rock too, I assume, but at a different frequency). #bekind #besilly #behonest

Today I made some oobleck non-Newtonian liquid to show my 6 y/o grandson - he was not impressed. That's OK, someday he'll see it again and remember how I did this. #science

The extra thick oatmilk I bought is kinda like mucus.... Not sure if I like it or not... Life is so confusing. #adulting #1stworldproblems #damnyoulactose

Just try it - we will come after you and beat you with our walkers (I'll buy one just to smash your smarmy smirk)

#flowers

#covfefe

If there's a better way to start the day than cleaning 🦮 💩 off the rug, I don't know what it is!

#spring #flowers

Dammit, another cancelation... youtu.be/0q6yphdZhUA?... #freedom250

Really? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I shouldn't need a sweatshirt on Memorial Day... #toocold #memorialday #wheresthewarmweather

Phoebe Cates will always be 18... youtu.be/fjeHPLyFZvY?...

We got 'em where we want them!

Cunnin - Regional Slang In Maine, New Hampshire, and parts of coastal Massachusetts, calling a baby, a puppy, or a quaint piece of clothing "cunnin'" means it is cute or charming. It comes from an older 19th-century American colloquialism. #etymology #wotd

Well, he may be able to evade taxes, but death is another matter... Come on, grim reaper...

I really don't care how old and decrepit he looks, but I know HE cares a lot, so...

I'm really having a hard time feeling sorry for Meta employees... "Median total compensation at Meta fell to $388,200 last year from $417,400 in 2024, according to public filings..."

There's something in this song that always illicts an emotional response in me... I haven't been in the dating scene in 40+ years, but the feelings are very relatable to me.. youtu.be/UYPoMjR6-Ao?...

Beware!

Neither of our 2 dogs like sticks. Such a disappointment.

'Waterfall', my backyard, 4" drop. #waterfalls

Really? How stupid can this guy be? www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

THE HEADMASTER RITUAL Johnny Marr Jealous of youth Same old suit since 1962 #JohnnyMarr #TheSmiths

Good Morning From The Drummer, My Friends.

3 years ago I started counting down to my planned retirement date - May 1, 2026. And now here we are... ... little did I know #Oracle had different plans, laying me off Nov 30, 2023. So, Happy #Retirement Day to me - finally it's 'official'.