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I like building things with software, playing games with dice and drinking things with spirits.

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I made a prototype for a new class for Draw Steel! Introducing: The Siphon www.reddit.com/r/drawsteel/... #drawsteel #ttrpg

reddit.comFrom the drawsteel community on Reddit: The Siphon - A new Draw Steel Class (1st lvl. Prototype)Explore this post and more from the drawsteel community

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3 Jan

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@jseiler.bsky.social

11 Dec 2025

Yeah. Sounds good to me. resonantcomputing.org

resonantcomputing.orgThe Resonant Computing ManifestoTechnology should bring out the best in humanity, not the worst—a manifesto for resonant computing built on five principles that reject hyper-scale extraction for human flourishing.

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@jseiler.bsky.social

5 Dec 2025

Ajax, called invincible. #DrawSteel

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@jseiler.bsky.social

9 July 2025

Good read. database-doctor.com/posts/iceber...

database-doctor.comIceberg, The Right Idea - The Wrong Spec - Part 1 of 2: HistoryIceberg: The great unifying vision finally allowing us to escape the vendor lock-in of our database engines. One table and metadata format to find them ... And in the darkness bind I the..."]

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@jseiler.bsky.social

21 June 2025

What an absolute treat: youtu.be/mXLOLgC2V2Q?...

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@jseiler.bsky.social

7 Mar 2025

#cocktails

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@jseiler.bsky.social

15 Jan 2025

The gifu chill.

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@jseiler.bsky.social

1 Dec 2024

Trying to revive my atrophied Scala skills. I've missed this lang I just completed "Historian Hysteria" - Day 1 - Advent of Code 2024 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2024/day/1

adventofcode.comDay 1 - Advent of Code 2024

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@jseiler.bsky.social

1 Dec 2024

Not that I'd ever advocate for this kind of code for real projects, but distilling complex logic down to a "single line" was always a fun game.

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@jseiler.bsky.social

30 Nov 2024

Drinks from Wild Child in Shawnee KS. All excellent.

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@jseiler.bsky.social

22 Nov 2024

Today I made: Maple-Cinnamon Fall Sour (recipe in alt text)

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Hank Green

@hankgreen.bsky.social

15 Nov 2024

What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.” HUMANS!