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The WBC crowds are just incredible

NASTY pitch by Rodriguez to get the K on Judge

I don't think there's a pharmaceutical on the planet that could cure the same amount of anxiety as one really tough workout.

Got the job btw

I'm so hungry for bat-and-ball games now that baseball season is done. I've been checking out cricket and this is cool man, I dig it

I miss forum culture so bad. Discord is a great platform but it’s just not the same

The only reason my work PC still has Windows on it is because of SolidWorks. Garbage software being kept alive because of garbage software.

How it feels to get caught stealing from my gf’s advent calendar

One thing I still miss a lot from Twitter is the autism. There’s a distinct lack of cracked autists posting insane graphs and dataviz on here

The Newbie Corner of the Arch Linux forum is where you will find the most fascinating specimens to ever use a computer

Had an interview scheduled with a FAANG company and they just emailed me to let me know the “business needs have changed” and then cancelled it. Kill me with a hammer dude

I am cautiously optimistic about the upcoming Battlemage line of Intel GPUs. Having an actual viable card in the ~$250 price range would be huge

This is insane. We’re going to see the first $1b contract soon aren’t we?

Sunday afternoon bean clean

My non-technical friend trying to recall the name of a Linux distro he used on his family computer as a kid: “uh this is gonna sound stupid, but I feel like it sounded like a soccer player name” Me, instantly: “oh you mean Ubuntu?” Him: “YES! Ubuntu!”

What a show man

Excited to see LCD Soundsystem tonight

Day 1 in New York

I just ordered a vodka soda and the bartender asks if I want Diet Coke???

Bro my flight is delayed by 2 hours and there’s no bar here. That should be illegal

I’m going to NYC for the first time today

Is it all millennials on this site man wtf is with these shit ass posts

I pissed a guy off in Dota today and he told me to “suck ur cock” I love playing on European servers man

This is what Twitter ads are now by the way. Just instructions on what to put in your body, not even trying to sell me something

Am I a boomer or is email actually a really difficult UX? Why is it a 50/50 toss up if clicking reply will also embed the entire thread in my message? Why aren’t I just shown an SMS-like interface in 2024?

First date idea: you come over and we read the Linux man pages

Calling yourself “Doctor” while holding a dissertation on “Olefactory Ethics: The Politics of Smell in Modern and Contemporary Prose”

My gf (who doesn't drink) got properly drunk last night and she needed me to hold her hand while she ate french fries before bed 🥹

Sorry but Starfield is a good game

I was gonna go to bed but the cat fell asleep on my chest 🥹

Setting up a honeypot for all the Chinese bots that keep trying to brute force my SSH server 🕵️‍♂️

The Sunday morning fridge cleanout before a Costco run 🙏

The hours of 1am-3am are for Norm MacDonald YouTube compilations

Using the McDonalds app on iOS must be what using every other app on Android feels like

If you love computers enough, all roads lead to Linux

Accidentally created a variable called "nwords" in my program meant for tracking the amount of words in a string lmao

Why aren’t you an optimist anon? There’s never been a better time to be alive

Asking a girl out on a date, call that a pull request

Um excuse me but there’s no way he’s comfortable like that

Drake 100% uses this unironically

Wait, are these socks purely a Canadian thing?

My gf recently stopped pointing out horses and cows while we're driving. Do you think she's cheating on me?

I love C I want to write all the things in C

No shot ChatGPT just got passive aggressive with me, right?

Now that I'm learning C it makes Python feel like it's cheating. It's crazy how much you don't learn by letting a higher level language abstract away so much of the heavy lifting

I'm so tempted to get cracked at Vim for no reason

I thought we were finally leaving the era of every brand trying to larp as a tech company by rolling out these soulless, hypermodern logos

When ur cat yawns and releases a gas cloud of fish breath right into your face