Sparky Polastri

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Attn: @majorarschloch.bsky.social

I don’t enjoy gambling, but I love having friends who do. I just received the image below with the text “It’s gonna be fun watching this keep going up”

Looks like I just need to find a Dave’s Hot Chicken. Gotta catch ‘em all!

Smithaniel@ohsoaddictive.blacksky.app

What’s your score?

I may regret asking this but what is there to see/do if I go to a UCF game? I’m strictly looking for gameday tailgate/bar options and anything I should see on campus. Also wondering if I should hang near campus or head over to Winter Park.

Damn, flights are expensive right now. And ASU sucks! Maybe this is a bad idea.

I’ve never been someone who kept count, but now I want to know my own personal best in a 24-hour period. It has to be well north of 30 in an up-all-night situation.

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL@edsbs.bsky.social

"over the course of a 24-hour period had “30 to 40” beers alongside friends" well that's a measure for "I will kidnap a flamingo" levels of drunk

NOMINEES INCLUDE: The first day I got my fake ID The night I stayed up with Scottish and Australian exchange students that ended with me spilling the ihop syrup caddie The infamous San Diego bender Any trip to Mexico 🇲🇽 The first night I had Red Bull (<—winner?) St. Paddy’s in Savannah

Oh god. Grade for the offense - D Grade for the defense - D MVP - Reed Harris (O), Owen Long (D) Biggest concern - 11/28/2026 Final record - pain and suffering

Brad Denny@bdenny29.bsky.social

🏈 ASU MIDTERMS 🏈 With half the season done, reply with your picks for: - Grade for the offense - Grade for the defense - MVP - Biggest concern - Final record

Don’t have to worry about explosive play differential when you don’t have any successful plays, Forks Up

David Hale@adavidhalejoint.bsky.social

Successful Play Rate Differential vs. Explosive Play Rate Differential, P4 vs FBS through Week 7... Once again, ND & BYU are neck-and-neck... Ole Miss kinda meh?... And we need a name for the cluster of Lou/OK State/Kansas that are just the goofy dragon meme.

Omg I need Riverboat Ron’s jacket

The last time Oregon played this bad on offense in the first half, Byron Hout got knocked the fuck out

Cutting straight from Ralphie running to an Arby’s commercial was certainly A Choice.

Anthony Colandrea and Tommy Costellanos: apparently different people! TIL

DEACS MOTHERFUCKER

Ryan Leaf, January 1, 1998:

JennyGoBoo@jennyd67.bsky.social

Ironic all the Michigan people here calling out the 1 second. Lol

Dags y’like dags

Good grief I can’t watch Florida State. It’s like watching ASU squander better talent and opportunities and I don’t have the energy for this.

The hell you mean we have to play a 2nd half

Everything about Arizona State’s 1996 season was fucking awesome, with the obvious exception of the last 100 seconds.

Jason Kirk@jasonkirk.fyi

Last night UAB became the third FBS team to ever win an overtime game by multiple touchdowns, 30-17 over ECU 1996 Arizona State 48, USC 35 1998 CMU 36, EMU 23 And that's after trailing 14-0. Imagine having a two-TD lead and then losing by that many in OT

Why are the exclamation mark and question mark so far apart on the keyboard? Seems like they should be buddies.

Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.

Brad Pitt Fighter@hillrat.bsky.social

Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, but isn't a selfie...

Soooooooooo Has anyone gone over to “Billy’s cesspool” to extract the fun stuff?

Also here to point out Sam Leavitt is now 0-4 vs. the SEC away from his home stadium. Good luck at Auburn I guess.

Looking at this week’s school lunch options and I think I’ve found the source of the obesity epidemic

This game has a 2008 ASU-UNLV stank about it.

RUN THE FUCKIN’ BALL YOU GODDAMN BUMS

HIRE ME AS THE OC, I’M APPARENTLY A GODDAMN GENIUS

Kids activities are making a mess of my Saturday but HOW BOUT THEM FUCKIN DEACS

A one yard route on 3rd and 2 FUCK YOU

I hate this team (probably obvious at this point)

Kids activities are making a mess of my Saturday but HOW BOUT THEM FUCKIN DEACS

These ASU uniforms are trash. Look like shit, play like shit.

Can’t tell if ASU is playing poorly or just sucks. I’m guessing it’s the latter.

Kids activities are making a mess of my Saturday but HOW BOUT THEM FUCKIN DEACS

youtu.beRed Beans - Widespread PanicYouTube video by 99direwolf

Tell ‘em about it, JoJo!

SAM LEAVITT A BITCH!

Kids activities are making a mess of my Saturday but HOW BOUT THEM FUCKIN DEACS