The Phantom Judge You Harshly 👻

I'm on a mission from John. #GoodTrouble ✌️😎

No jury would convict you, Charlie Brown. 🤟

The Tampa Bay Rays‘ new sleep paralysis demon…

If one door closes and another opens you’re in a haunted house and you should get the hell out of there.

bluesky has four kinds of users

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Me watching a ~4-hour World Series game…

Find the differences…

@youremceekayvee.bsky.social your expertise appreciated… Is me buying fangs for Halloween redundant?

Me looking at the news from Serbia and Brazil…

Just want you to know if you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to.

Me and the regular group who like my posts.

Run, little guys. RUN.

Middle aged rocking out Minivan Halen

To everyone posting full moon pics from their iPhone…

Name a fictional character death you haven’t gotten over.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.

Ketamine is a hell of a drug. 🤷

I think the theme song for Hotel Transylvania 2 slaps and I don’t care who knows it. #SpookySeason

Telling people this is Vivek Ramaswamy.

Post of the year and I almost missed it. 😳

If you’re my friend you may be entitled to legal compensation.

A Spooky Season shoutout out to everyone else who once spent a month learning these dance moves.

Live footage of a Trump rally introduction by a GOP candidate he’s supposed to be there to endorse…

A vote isn’t a love letter for a perfect candidate or a sacrifice to protest the system. It‘s ONE chess move to help create a world you want to live in.

name a non-LotR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring Oddly enough 😬

My emotions have been conjugated 🤟😎 circmoji.bsky.fans?handle=Judge...

My God, I love this man. 👏👏👏

Post your Horror Squad!

The best thing about October is that apple cider donuts are acceptable breakfast food.

A #Caturday shoutout to the other morbid softies out there who keep their departed cats around. Mine have their own bookshelf, one that gets a beam of morning sunlight.

Breaking the earth in a fit of performative masculinity is peak Pete Hegseth.

It’s 1974 and Helen Reddy is about to softly lay the spookiest damn song of all time on you. 😳

Me when someone says “all politicians are the same“…

show me ur flashback Friday That time a random Scottish kid saw me on the street in Savannah (I was there for a rugby tournament) and got a pic to convince his parents he was hanging out with good people. Little did they know. 😏

When a car lets me cross the street in front of them.

I’m a Democrat. I will vote for Democratic socialists. I will vote for social Democrats. I will vote for progressive Democrats. I will vote for moderate Democrats. I will vote for Democrats. I WILL VOTE. ✌️

pov: that one reader you make eye contact with across the bookstore

Bringing back my #FollowFriday tradition I’m gonna point y’all at @youremceekayvee.bsky.social. She’s the first friend I found on Bluesky. She’s so smart, funny, and hot she reminds me of… well… me. 😁

I’m gonna drink a bottle of champagne… I’m gonna dance in the street… I’m gonna eat a whole cake... I’m gonna set off fireworks… I’m gonna kiss a stranger…

Laugh all you want, but in 1990 this was considered a thirst trap. 😏 #ThrowbackThursday

Give me four versions of you

There is no non-creepy way for a me to compliment a woman’s shoes. 😬

When I’m mistaken for being gay.