Jules Gray

Jules Gray

@julesgray.bsky.social

Singer. Strummer. Writer. "I'm still briefly alive. Be kind, be real, or get out of my face."

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Formal introduction (if'n you don't know by now)... I'm Jules. I sing. I strum the guitar. I sometimes write things. I also dig stand-up, space, art, animals, books, snooker and cycling. I lost Gill, the yin to my yang, in 2019. This feed is dedicated to her. Be kind, be real, or get out of my face.

Why is it always "AI slop"? It's become a standardised term. There are other suitably negative descriptors. Is it simply a matter of every writer/broadcaster accepting the phrase without question? I notice that the term already has its own wiki page.

I've just done some sewing. Mending a couple of things. Hardest part, as ever, was threading the fucking needle. Still, got there in the end. *pats self on back*

Actually, no, hardest part is tying a knot at one end of the threads. Even with me best glasses on, I still don't get why anyone can do that with ease.

1. Marquee Moon / Goldfinger / those posh chocolate chip cookies that come in a bag of five

Stu@blueskiesecho.bsky.social

Social media was clearly invented to keep men over 50 away from their own thoughts. Give a man a smartphone and within 6months he’s compiled a list of the ten greatest guitar solos, ranked every Bond film, and started a spreadsheet of his favourite biscuits.

Hairstyles. If M*A*S*H is supposed to be set during the Korean War, or even if you allow for it being a commentary on the Vietnam War, then Hawkeye et al need to have a few inches off the back and sides. See also: depictions of 1976/7-era punks all having brightly coloured mohicans.

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My friend @drfionac.bsky.social has been debating with me, and saying that it's still a fairly common Germanic surname, yet I'm still of the opinion that one would think twice about emblazoning it across the back of your car, given such obvious associations.

Jules Gray@julesgray.bsky.social

This picture was taken by my friend in Australia when he was about to drop his partner off at Brisbane airport yesterday. Some fucker is really driving around with this numberplate. It beggars belief.

This picture was taken by my friend in Australia when he was about to drop his partner off at Brisbane airport yesterday. Some fucker is really driving around with this numberplate. It beggars belief.