Juniper Nightshade

You can become disabled in an instant. People think those of us who are sick did “something” to deserve it. We didn’t. The just world fallacy is a lie. It just takes one illness, accident or stroke of bad luck to forever change your life. Disability is not a moral failing.

Jane goes to the store and buys 756 apples. Jesus Christ Jane.

1908: the Lancet, one of the most respected scientific journals, calls for 18 age limit on reading in bed amidst a moral panic surrounding children becoming "addicted" to novels, which were "designed to keep kids hooked" and destroy their attention/mental health

Governments are banning teenagers from social media to cover up officials' failure to confront real crises. It’s wrong, dangerous, and cruel. mikemales.substack.com/p/government...

me when it's December 10th in Australia and i have to access my own bsky instance running on a server next to me from a VPN

mum gets me to read through all her contracts and complicated legal documents because i actually read Everything™️ and that "extra the the" trick, etc, don't work on me? the number of times i've corrected minor spelling/grammar errors in professional papers and also found evil stuff is wild fr 😭✌️💔

i do not think therefore i do not am

repost if you are a little girl and are freaking out because everything is about pdf files and epstein rn

shoutout to that teacher who pushed me so hard in PE that i developed angina pectoris

asking chatgpt for answers is like trusting a twitch chat with 8 billion users in it that somehow all work together to give you one (1) super mega bullshit poast in response to anything you type

From www.tumblr.com/presentlydea... - I miss you, lost friends. I hope the sun is shining on your face, wherever you are.

got a second hand smartwatch for free but the watchface is bigger than my wrist... besties do they make smartwatches for kids 😭

stop blaming "kids these days" and start blaming "these days"! its not my fault 10 billionaires decided to destroy the world and make parenting really hard for you. i need YOUR help to make the world the kind of place you want me to grow up in.

"I don't like your attitude young lady" you're welcome dad i made it just for u

girl at school: that guy is an uptight asshole me: huh really? i had no idea... my dad is a lot worse than tha- oh.

hell no i ain't trying to undo 30 years of travel at the speed of light up your own ass

me: hey mom i'm going to live by myself her: oh? me: your bags are in the driveway

oh you can pull an all-nighter? well i can pull an *all-dayer*

instinctively holds my eevee plush by her scruff when i have to use both hands

that was *not* peach soda that was alcohol and it tastes like mineral water with cough medicine and gingerbread. delicious.

mom: you would look so cute in this sylveon kigurumi... me: opens the link site: price is over $400 me: a-are y- mom: no

phone: notification sound me: ooh a new follower? follower: minors dni me: follower:

what's with all these chief executive officers? they are not executing any chiefs! not good enough!!!

openai: o1 can think, just like a person, see? *o1 demonstrates psychosis*

doctor: where does it hurt me: it feels like Nickelback covering Stairway to Heaven with Jason Derulo doctor: would you like some fentanyl with your morphine

they should invent painkillers that work

no!!! girls should be evergreen not deciduous!!

me, about to reply to a post: you're not my mom you can't tell me wh- *sees it's my mom*

me: this medicine tastes disgusting i wish it was strawberry flavoured pharmacist: we didn't have any of the normal ones so we gave you the strawberry flavoured ones me: ??? you serious???

*puts on my uniform with half of the buttons done up* huh why is my dress so tight today have i grown?

things I've learnt: kids shouldn't be discord server owners or moderators. thanks to my mom for helping me with this.

when you wake up and your plushie is just on the floor staring at you like "how could you" 😭

i should really do this thing ive been saying for weeks. (She does not move.)

i hate being a kid so much

i think it would fracture the timeline if i managed to explain what being a child is like to an adult

critical skittles overdose. diagnosed with fun. prescribed chores. doing oreos as soon as i get outta rehab.

in soviet russia substance abuses YOU

why does life have to be so hard that you start crying as soon as youre born

when the train starts moving and the rising motor whine hits just right with the music youre listening to.... i need to sample these trains

we should call all children "developers" cause were still developing :3

thank god for moana, the kids movie that addresses trauma without displaying exemplary child abuse. please be good moana 2 do not surprise me n my mom at the cinema...

i might not be able to consent but that sure doesnt stop me from trying

burger and skittles fixed me

the problem with washing your plushie is you cant put in the plush of out wash hug the plush

>burger would fix me >mom feeds me burgers >ptsd is cured >oh hell yeah

gosh my weighted blankie is comfy :3

god i just want to watch something with my mom that isn't secretly about parental abuse or existential dread and PTSD. what even the heck are kids movies these days...

hey you, you're finally awake