Junkyard Fool

This, every time. The cartoon equivalent of For sale: baby shoes, never worn A whole story encapsulated in one panel

Please enjoy this photo of my dog doing what she does best.

Oh good, the Gaza scammers are back! Rogue Kes indeed.

Bill Bailey’s on the ‘roids everyone!!!

In short, I’m currently in Hexham if anyone fancied being knocked into Scotland!!* *technically the border is considerably further north of course, it separated the Roman Empire from the barbarous Picts and their fish white skin @chaudman.bsky.social

I don’t know why War On Drugs pretty much passed me by a few years ago, but bang in it their/his tackle now, absolutely unbeatable driving music, especially as in today’s route, the windy scenic A69 skirting Hadrians Wall path.

Wordle 1,956 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Oct 27 www.maptap.gg/challenge 96🏅 79👏 97🏅 95🏆 90🎉 Score: 924 in 24.6s (0.4s to spare!)

www.maptap.gg October 27 92🏆 95🏅 87🎓 96🏅 99🔥 Final score: 946

britmap · 27 OCTOBER 2026 ● 99 ● 98 ◐ 72 ○ 14 ◐ 79 Total: 620/1000 · www.britm.app · Day 33 Have you lost you mind Britmap!!? No one has heard of two of these places

Me anticipating the Ballon d’Or

Think the Anthropic IPO is a good idea, if the AI Borg knows that its tomfoolery and shenanigans could upset shareholders maybe it’ll think twice before wiping out investors and wider humanity

#ThatsSoBlueSky

Got a 1/4 zip on today, sorry ladies I’m spoken for…

www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/... 🎵 I never stole…a happy hour…around here… 🎵

Say what you like about his talents as a director of football, but Jason Wilcox is world-class at looking shifty in photos

Talksports fascination with Rene Meulensteen as a ‘go-to’ guy for the skinny on MUFC continues to be err fascinating to me. A nobody with a little side hustle on farting out bollocks at presumably £500 a time for a 3 minute down the line phone call, on a job he had 15 years ago putting cones out

⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Oct 26 www.maptap.gg/challenge 90🎉 97🏅 92👑 96🏅 90🎉 Score: 929 in 20.6s (4.4s to spare!)

www.maptap.gg October 26 98🔥 91👑 98🔥 80👏 81🌟 Final score: 868

britmap · 26 OCTOBER 2026 ● 99 ● 98 ● 97 ● 99 ● 99 Total: 985/1000 · www.britm.app · Day 32 Less than 900 on this and LEARN ARE CULTURE OR LEEEVE

Wordle 1,955 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Anyone else watching East Of Eden? Fuck me it’s intense, and as for Flo Pugh!! Hummmana hummmana hummmana!!

Been a good “game week” for the Prems bottom feeders by and large

I try and avoid having a bevvy on a Sunday but going to have a couple of “didn’t lose” pints in front of a roaring fire when I’m back from this dog walk

Had a bad feeling about today, been proved right already, think it’s time for a well earned bath

Wild fucking horses couldn’t drag me to a game of football today!! #Ultra

Evertonians, who was the lad who got sent off for you at Goodison against us a few years ago, a badly mistimed tackle, not vindictive just negligent, Bullens Road side touchline late in the game.

Grove Books Ilkley, with an incredibly aesthetically pleasing window display.

Currently on top of the Chevin, pretty sure I’ve see the ghost of Ted Moult flying about!!

Wordle 1,954 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 How ya like me now!!

www.maptap.gg October 25 96🔥 94🏅 91👑 99🔥 94🏅 Final score: 951

britmap · 25 OCTOBER 2026 ● 100 ● 99 ● 100 ◐ 75 ● 92 Total: 900/1000 · www.britm.app · Day 31

Chelsea spurs has the potential to be #funny

Hardcore tip run lads use a storm and wild weather to sort the wheat from the chaff and get in and out of a HWC with no mither, a skill transferable to b2b sales

Errr what the fuck is going on with QPR!!? We can’t have this.

Arson at Adolfs little ski lodge. Bloody vandals! Is NOTHING sacred anymore??!!

Fell down a W&I wormhole after posting this, wanted to see the original scene, and ended up on this remarkable Q&A from 2014 with loads of anecdotes and trivia I wasn’t aware of, worth your time if you’re an obsessive like me youtu.be/7zO3Ep5rJik?...

⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Oct 24 www.maptap.gg/challenge 65🫢 92👑 94🏆 54😔 95🏆 Score: 792 in 18.0s (7.0s to spare!) Woeful

Cracking sun rise Grommit

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www.maptap.gg October 24 98🔥 97🔥 72😁 77🤗 83🌟 Final score: 819 Shorekin, ebzoolootlee shorekin’

Me if I was at the round table to James Blunt after yet another “it’s definitely…” gets voted off

Judge Tony Baumgartner, sentencing the three of them, said their conduct "risked undermining" the confidence the public has in the Conservative Party "as an institution", I’d like to think the judge turned round like this after he said it.. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/... Shame on Reform of course, but without being all Angry Of Tunbridge Wells, but what the fuck is that rig out on the reporter lad!! Did Greg Dyke die in vain!!?

New ale, huzzah

Am in Booths…in Ilkley!!