Juno's Gone

Now it's undeniable that the brilliance of Chernobyl Adventures is highlighted by the limited technology of the 80s. However, Fall of Fukushima is really the better game for speedrunning, way less tedium.

SummoningSalt voice, chill synth in thr background: "and that's where the record stood for years, until a speedrunner by the name of LeonidToptunov86 blew it wide open"

Chernobyl Reactor 4 Vehicle Escape Sequences Speedrun - 1:23 (Former WR)

rage, rage against the dying of the swag

hashtag my musics

how i know my gender dysphoria's set me back a couple years developmentally is that i dress like a Teen Who Hangs With Stoners now

exam? well maybe they should "ex-am" me! just a bit of dark humor for the dash.

im highly inebriated off prog if any bad bitches wanna take advantage of me

godspeed you! fuckaas bitch

gullible

picture of brian david gilbert holding my head edited to look severed. video titled "We Found All The Ways Juno Likes To Be Killed | Unraveled". 12 views

im gods strongest replygirl

call me a fisherwoman the way i got carp tunnel

fucking dies

i subsist entirely off of causing the thought of "jesus christ she's so stupid" followed quickly by "how do i still want her inside me" in others

hey river guess what

you cant beat me in a battle of wits, im stupid

forgot my wallet in the bus this morning but its OK because the people who use public transit are pure of heart & also there is a special surprise for anyone who picks it up (sarin gas)

my shit succinct

which could mean nothing

me. whrn im a pig:

slopslopslopslopslop

that's slopslopslopslop. What.

that's slopslopslop. You only like it.

that's slopslop. You only like it because you assign meanings and qualities to it.

ok so it goes like this: there's an axe in the woods and it whispers the murder of an unknown soul. And that soul? that's right, barack obama.

i don even wanna put the muzzle on but theyre kicking and insulting me, etc... and frankly it doesnt stop with it on but its abt the principle of the thing yknow

Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”

#virtuous

shoutout women

yay! yay!

They're saying it's monday.