justanotherdork

I love native plants and all, but if you tell someone that Virginia Creeper is AshkUaaly ReAallLY EaSY tO MAiNTaIn, I will fight you.

I'm going to FOIA so hard if the rule of law ever becomes a thing again

In the continued exploration of "does every parasitic bit of fuckery come back to epstein," let's look at Spotify. "Honeycomb lawyer Reed Brodsky told the Journal that “no one at Honeycomb ever had any personal or professional relationship with him.” A Tudor Investment spokesman claims the same."

To take a break from the horrors outside, I figured I'd see what sort of horrors I could find in the epstein files. Start with crypto currencies? Looks like he hired hired Jeremy Rubin from the MIT bitcoin project to start a fund with Thiel where they could invest in Level1 before that imploded?

They also had some hairbrained plan for using crypto to solve USAID-type relief. Because of course, if there's one thing crypto people know, it's the solution to literally every problem: layers and layers of chain swaps. I can't be bothered to go dig that back out, though.

To take a break from the horrors outside, I figured I'd see what sort of horrors I could find in the epstein files. Start with crypto currencies? Looks like he hired hired Jeremy Rubin from the MIT bitcoin project to start a fund with Thiel where they could invest in Level1 before that imploded?

Thankfully there's also your normal crypto bullshit, like "can sexual assault be used to avoid paying income taxes?"

To take a break from the horrors outside, I figured I'd see what sort of horrors I could find in the epstein files. Start with crypto currencies? Looks like he hired hired Jeremy Rubin from the MIT bitcoin project to start a fund with Thiel where they could invest in Level1 before that imploded?

If the incoming half-man-half-toe moves ICE/CBP to fort snelling, i wonder how long it'll take before fox does some breathless special called something like "Outside The Wire: The Lawless Streets Of Minnedishu"

They stumble out of the Nissan Rogue and scream "medic!" at a UX designer out for a lunch jog. A confused and concerned uber eats driver stops to ask them if they're okay. "We need immediate evac!" they yell, scraping penis hamburger from the seats and shoving it into their pockets.

If the incoming half-man-half-toe moves ICE/CBP to fort snelling, i wonder how long it'll take before fox does some breathless special called something like "Outside The Wire: The Lawless Streets Of Minnedishu"

Worth remembering that the whitehouse comms douche making deepfake memes was the SVP of marketing at GETTR, where Hutchinson was going to land as "we'll take care of you" after she perjured herself for the Trump admin in deposition to the Jan 6 committee.