Justin Brash

Throwback photo, 40 years ago, 1985, when I co-managed a trashy gay bar on Oxford Street, Sydney. Exchange Hotel (now closed) , a beardless Brash with the beautiful Ginger Benson, barmaid to the Stars, enjoying a couple of late night staffies. We might have been trashy but we also had style!

Grey-headed fruit bat (flying fox) heading out on a feeding run at the golden hour, early evening with a red sunset, Surry Hills, Sydney. Looks surreal in this light. #NaturePhotography

In a surprise move, Guide Dogs Victoria has not endorsed a candidate in tomorrow’s election. #AusPol2025

“This here’s the wattle, the emblem of our land, you can stick it in a bottle, or you can hold it in your hand” Wattle ‘puffs’ at Sydney’s Royal Botanic Gardens. #NaturePhotography

Dragonfly over water lilies caught mid flight. #NaturePhotography

The last time I was in the emergency room at my local hospital, they told me I had acute angina … “well thanks for the compliment but I haven’t transitioned yet, I still have my penis!”

With all this talk of Dutton preferring Kirribilli over Canberra, I think Melbournites may feel they’re missing out. I think the prime minister should also have a Melbourne residence at their disposal - a modest two bedder in Moonee Ponds perhaps? #KirribilliPete #Auspol2025

I have to agree with Trump on the Heard Island tariffs, penguins can be such bastards. Tax the fuck out of them.

We lost our darling BabyCat last night. She was sick for a couple of days but I didn’t realise how sick she was. Found her this morning & had a cry. Maude seemed unperturbed that her nemesis wasn’t moving. Such is life (& death). Having a wake tonight. Rest my little tigress.

Thinking of starting a gay Laura Tingle fan club called “the Fruit Tingles” #abc730

Dutton has given a commitment that should he win the election he would dump his electorate of Dickson and move to the Sydney Harbour mansion to be closer to his mate, Justin Hemmes.

Grey headed fruit bat (Flying Fox) supping on Melaleuca (paperbark) blossom. #NaturePhotography

Babycat being photogenic. My little gray tigress #Caturday

‪I think Senator Hume should stick to podcasting about how to make a gin & tonic, one of hospitality’s more difficult cocktails. ‬That’s her skill level.

A lot of people think the invention of the wheel was a milestone in the history of early civilisations but the real game changer was actually the invention of the axle. With axles came carts & other transport vehicles, the wheel was pretty useless without the axle.

John Howard was wheeled out the other day for a comment on the upcoming election and he had a bruise on his face. There was speculation he had a fall or Jeanette had a pop at him but I think it was freezer burn when he was defrosted.

Remember when the Liberals’ idea of freedom of religion was snorting crystal meth off a rent boy’s buttocks in the parliamentary prayer room? Allegedly!

Throwback to when I ran trashy gay bars. Brash is the bloke on the right in glasses sans moustache. Guy on the left, was Chris Liston, my partner in crime, lover and co manager. We were a formidable hospitality team.

Trump signs the death warrant for the department of education. If you think Americans are stupid now, just wait for their next generation.

At this next election, you have to ask yourself if you want Australia to be governed by a political party headed by a Doctor Who villain or a human? “He’s not a monster … he’s just a Sontaran”

That time (9 years ago) the State Theatre put my name up in lights. I was in hospital with legionnaire’s disease. Very sick, spent five days in ICU.

Dutton has a new ‘work from home’ policy. He prefers to work from Justin Hemmes’ home. #auspol

A residential building in Surry Hills previously called Devon Court, turned into a rock & roll tribute.

Koi, Chinese Gardens of Friendship, Darling Harbour, Sydney. #NaturePhotography

These guys always remind me of little military helicopters. Dragonfly at rest. Unknown species. #NaturePhotography #dragonfly #MacroPhotography #InsectPhotography

Isn’t it great, the Hollywood stars strut the red carpet at the same time as food & aid is cut off to Gaza. What a world! … “And the Oscar for the biggest c*nt, goes to Israel”

It’s been reported Scott Morrison attended the Sydney Mardi Gras, he was on six different floats.

If the Star Casino was a puppy, the vet would be drawing Nembutal into the syringe about now. #ABCnews

Australian Navy declares war on Queensland by torpedoing Surfer’s Paradise beach.

How is his sister going? www.crikey.com.au/2024/02/14/p...

University students cannot criticise Israel anymore, a state often described as rogue, governed by war criminals (as determined by international law) with a brutal military often described as a terrorist organisation. So much for freedom of speech & political expression in academia.

I love this little fly. He has white muttonchops. #NaturePhotography #Fly #MacroPhotography #InsectPhotography

As the Pope’s health problems continue, Scott Morrison eyes off potential conclave opportunity. #ScottyFromMarketing

After taking the car, Bruce Lehrmann was caught on CCTV filling up at a servo & buying a bottle of coke. But are we sure it was a bottle & not a little baggie? Meanwhile, Linda Reynolds thinks the car is a lying cow & has ordered it steam cleaned. #BruceLehrmann

I watched a YouTube documentary on Dorothy Parker tonight & was particularly moved by one quote, which is very poignant at the moment. “If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look a who he gave it to” - Dorothy Parker

What took so long? So it seems the RBA has now decided it should’ve increased interest rates when Scotty was in charge & because it didn’t, it had to put them up steeper & harder than it would have if it had acted earlier. So it’s not Labor’s fault after all. We can blame Scotty & Phillip Lowe.

I noticed Curley was in the news again today. There’s a reason he’s called Downer …

Clive Palmer hoping to snare the female vote with “Strumpets for patriots” #Auspol

Of course, negotiations between One Nation & Joyce broke down when Hanson realised they probably couldn’t afford Barnaby’s bar tab.

I was reminded tonight of a story about Bob Monkhouse, British comedian who was diagnosed with cancer. His doctor was explaining some of the symptoms he may experience with his treatment “have you heard of faecal impaction?” His reply: “ is that the one with Glenn Close & Michael Douglas?”