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@governorwalz.mn.gov Sir, Trump is not going to stop killing your citizens because you asked nicely. You need to call in the Minnesota National Guard.

#trump #battleship

Charley Kirk was a horrible piece of shit and that didn't change when he got his neck blown out. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

It must be embarrassing to worship a soft-handed thin-skinned draft-dodging felon rapist who's never done an honest day's work or been in a fight.

So, Ukraine launched a drone attack and Russia lost something like 1/3 of its bombers? Nice!

Well, it's tornado season which means that once again we should all remind the Europeans that tornadoes don't care what your house is made of. No, your 200 year old stone house wouldn't survive a decent twister. Case in point: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercy_H...

I don't know it for a fact, but I bet if you showed Trump one of those ridiculous AI pictures of him rescuing crying babies from a flood he'd immediately start bragging about saving kids from floods.

I find it incredibly weird that people are only just now figuring out Bill Maher. How could you not see him for who he is for all these years?

Holy shit, he's alive! I'm not a religious man, but thank God for small favors. I genuinely thought he had been killed and all the denying to see him was a weak attempt to cover it up.

I don't know if any of you have ever played Road 96, but it's free on game pass right now so I looked at some reviews and decided to try it. Great game with a lot of mystery and such. I'm hooked.

Well, here we are, back in the "polls don't matter" stage.

Mercedes Benz has made exactly two good looking cars in their entire time making cars. Everything else is just the dullest parts of German design language. I said what I said.

So, the current president is definitely the dumbest one in history, right?

This Corey Booker guy has the stamina of a marathon runner. Something like 22 hours now? That's nuts.

I sometimes wish I had the means to make an "A Christmas Carol" style film where Washington, Adams, FDR, and/or even Jackson would take Trump around and show him just how pathetic he is. Could you imagine the Disdain Adams would have towards him? Not to mention Jackson just beating him with a cane.

Having once held a secret clearance, the whole signal chat thing is infuriating to me. What's more infuriating is that the MAGA dumbfucks either won't hear about it or won't care.

Jesus Christ... Shutting down Voice of America via executive order is just out in the open doing Putin's bidding. How fucking stupid are Republicans?

I can't tell you how much good it does my heart to see Dropkick Murphy speak out against this bullshit administration. Think I need to go get a new copy of Sing Loud! Sing Proud! Sure wore that cd out in highschool.

Great, now we have a dust bowl. I don't know about you, but I feel a bit long in the tooth to go pick fruit in California.

@schumer.senate.gov Where's your spine? If you don't want to do the job you were elected to do, why the fuck do you have that job. Grow a pair for fucks sake.

well, that wasn't much of a storm. Nice ass though.

Interesting clouds on the front of this storm.

I wonder if all those "genocide Joe" accounts regret their decision yet.

Apparently the bad place has been down all day. In the words of Sheev Palpatine, "Good. Good!"

How Zelensky managed to keep from punching Trump in his stupid fucking mouth is beyond me. What an embarrassing piece of shit our president is. Not to mention that worm JD Vance.

Last night I perhaps had one too many hot toddys for my throat and wrote about RFK Jr threatening to take away antidepressants for millions of people like me. Read it here for free!

Measles outbreak in Texas, planes falling out of the sky, thin skinned rich kids gutting essential services, are we great again?

I've heard of the blind leading the blind, but the Trump/Musk dynamic is the dumb leading the dumber.

Well, Philly is winning, which means Philly burns tonight. Unless it's KC pulls off a miracle, then Philly burns tonight.

Has legacy media always been this spineless and disappointing?

About damned time www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

Day off work tomorrow, no classes due to MLK day, "Hey, maybe I'll do something outside" *checks weather* high of 26⁰F. Fucking January.

Full double rainbow ain't a bad way to end the week.

I wonder if that dumb shit Elon Musk is lurking over here.

Don't forget that 4 years ago, a bunch of Republicans stormed the capitol in an attempt to violently overturn the election they lost and then denied it for 4 years and said it was the FBI and antifa while simultaneously calling for the insurrectionists to be pardoned.

Look at this lazy-ass cat.

100 followers? Can I start a cult now?

And now for my weird opposite seasonal depression that hits from December 26th to my birthday in the end of February.

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The ultra-rich know they're outnumbered, right?

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