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Swamp-dwelling MAGA creature Vivek's disgusting campaign ad is a new low, even for him. Sadly, it's not surprising coming from Ramasmarmy.(See, I just replaced the "w" with an "m", then added an "r" after the "a" & there it is) Dumocrats are SO much better than Rapepublicans! shorturl.at/KTVVr

I’m serious; if maga likes going to see Trump ramble on like a moron and Trump loves the blind adoration, why didn’t he just do rallies full time like a comedian tour? He doesn’t have to be in government to do the same exact thing. Now he’s going to prison when he could have just toured forever.

Can we all agree that taxpayers shouldn’t have to pay for the secret service detail of an ex president if he is a billionaire? Especially if he’s going to prison. Democrats need to make sure of this once Trump is removed from office. That piece of shit can pay for his own security.

$600 million for a ballroom, and taxpayers are footing half. Trump is rebuilding Washington for himself, not America.

I have to imagine this is the job posting today's republicans see before getting into office:

So do republicans have meetings where they get together and and talk about how to griff off of the American people and abuse their power because Trump allows them to or does that come to them in a newsletter?

Remembering Katie Zacharia White House Press Secretary Monday - Friday

Let this be a wake up call for democrats who abide by the "no prosecuting sitting presidents" thing, which is NOT A LAW. Republicans have proven they don't care about norms and playing fair, so dems need to stop playing nice and better not wait until Trumps terms is up to start legal procedures!

It should go without saying, but anyone who qualifies for and/or wins the peace prize would not covet it. Donald Trump will never understand that, and he will forever crave what he truly will never have legitimately. La hoo, sa her!

Imagine an obese 4th grader with mild brain damage who has persistent verbal diarrhea and makes everyone in the school sit in the gym everyday and listen to him rant about whatever stupid thing comes to his mind, and he has the grossest complexion, so he's hard to look at. That's how THIS feels!

The media needs to stop asking other republicans what Trump means every time he says something stupid and deranged. Trumpsplaining might work on their weak-minded cult members, but not the rest of us.

If only.

There’s no doubt that Trumps father started paying off his teachers after 4th grade. He just learned at age 80 that “dumb” has a B in it which is literally like when Billy Madison said “oh, the K is silent” about the word “rock”. And Billy Madison’s father paid off his teachers… it all tracks!

Yes, we have all been misunderstanding Trump this whole time. Thankfully we have “Trumpslators” to Trumpsplain everything he says. Too bad we can’t just have a president who doesn’t need every stupid and deranged thing they say translated…

I called it a month ago! It's now being reported that the ugly, bulldog-faced and disgraced propagandist, Karoline Leavitt, is going to be a regular on Fox "News". I know, shocker...

Donald Trump is the most misunderstood person in history. Never has there been such a need for everyone around a person to have to tell us what they really meant after they said something. Good thing we have so many “Trumpslators” to Trumpsplain everything to us non-Trump-speaking morons.

I don’t think it’s too much to ask that we have a president who: *Does NOT invite attacks on states *Has higher than 4th grade education- should at least know “dumb” has a B in it and that you cannot discount something over 100% *Is not the dumbest criminal to ever live

You all are forgetting the most important part: WE ARE PAYING FOR HER. So, what ever jobs she does for Trump; print garbage, change diapers, hand… we are footing the bill. We should all be way more pissed off!

I’ve got an idea: Trump promised lower costs and no wars and did the opposite, why don’t dems promise lower taxes for billionaires to get them on our side, and then do the same after they help us win? With all the billionaires being on the right and fucking us all, seems like fair turnabout.

When Trump says how good things are, he's referring to himself because he's richer than ever profiting from his 2nd presidency. Note that he said we were a "dead country" before he won as that's when he was facing trials, jail time and losing money. Now we know we were getting to him and will again.

The future must look really bright to republican voters since literally everything Trump promises is always just weeks or months away. So much for them to look forward to and keep dreaming about. Keep waiting, I'm sure it will all come to you as promised. Pay no attention to the present...

Trump does something everyday that would end any other politicians career, but republicans bask in the corruption he engages in and allows, so they let it continue. That said, republicans can never complain about anything a democrat president does in the future because it will pale in comparison.

The leader of the Republican Party is stealing money paid by American taxpayers to buy campaign ads for Republicans in the midterms. You can’t vote him out in 5 weeks, but you can vote out the people he’s trying to help with your money he’s thieving while they remain silent.

This is not an exaggeration: in 5-10 years, no one would believe you if you told them that an obese, elderly idiot with a 4th grade education level who put orange shit all over his face and had the weirdest comb-over/toupee stapled to his head was elected to run a whole country... twice.

In 10 years, maybe less, no one will believe you if you tell them that this sleepy, orange clown was president… and not once but twice. And when you tell them how it happened, they will be like, “All because of dumb rednecks? Really?!?” True story… probably…

Dear Donald Trump, we all know you are really bald, you’re not fooling anyone. Even your hair is a lie.

Putting a stupid person in the presidency to corruptly enrich themselves with no immediate consequences is the republican parties current objective. They would have removed Trump months ago if that were not the case. Dems better be tracking all ill-gotten gains and be ready with indictments soon.

Democrats message for the midterms should include the fact that every Republican in office is a millionaire who gets healthcare and cars with drivers and gas (I assume) paid by our taxes, so the rising cost of everything doesn’t affect them. So when they tell voters to suck it up, that’s why. F them

Trump has Unconscious Incompetence, and clearly his supporters do, too:

One would think that if everything is so hot and golden as Trump keeps saying, they wouldn't need to: *Avoid talking to the press *Bribe their voters *Ban an interview of a democrat on Jimmy Kimmel from airing on TV. What's the matter, GOP? Scared of something... Oh right, THE TRUTH.

The crime has already been committed just by Trump saying the bribe. Let’s not abide by the “no prosecuting sitting presidents” rule after the midterms- it’s not actually a law. Start getting charges ready now!

Terrible personalities and politics aside, why are republicans so unattractive? I mean look at these two guys- so gross! I honestly believe this party is made up of people who were social rejects when they were young and who are now banding together to get revenge and make the rest of us miserable.

Rachel, I think the term you were looking for is "law-breaking", not "rule-breaking". And it has been thought of before, HENCE THE FUCKING LAW AGAINST IT. You might know that if you weren't a garbage reality tv host. Just another unqualified moron talking about things you know nothing about.

Just a reminder since they need it: Dear rednecks, YOU did this to yourselves. You can “but Biden” all you want, but the FACT is that things are much worse now because you voted for a moron who never had a plan, just because he adds “America” to everything. Stop falling for it, already!!!

Even the crickets were embarrassed.

Dear rest of the world: Donald Trump does not speak for the US. Yes, 70 million morons voted for him, but that’s less than 1/2 the country and the electoral college makes it so smart peoples votes don’t count in red states. He does NOT represent what most of us are. In fact, fuck him, fuck him hard!

From the dictionary: Republican: A person who knowingly repeats an action that causes them pain or trouble. Oops, that's the definition for "glutton for punishment". Here is the real one: Someone who lacks good sense and keeps making bad choices. Oops, that was the definition for "fool".

Let’s be careful not to label Trump as crazy or mentally ill- he needs to go to prison, not a cushy mental institution. Unhinged, stupid, idiotic- these are all accurate descriptions of Donald Trump and do not suggest mental illness.

A big “fuck you!” to any companies that go along with anything Trump does. We WILL remember after Trump is gone, too. Here is how to boycott Google, spread the word:

Just like when millionaire Jeanine Pirro said "I don't even care about my 401k today" when Trump tanked the stock market, Michele Tayofa is just another millionaire who is not affected by regular everyday goods costs going up from Trumps incompetence telling us to suck it up.

That's dumb with a "b"... most people don't know there is a "b" in dumb. ("Most people" being Donald Trump, who just learned there is a b in the word dumb at the age of 80. That is a real thing that happened.)

Honestly, it would just be easier to split the country in half and have individual federal governments for each side: Blue states- everyone has healthcare, affordability and parents that live to be grandparents. Red states- high costs, no healthcare and parents die when their kids are 11-12.

Thank you Fox “News” for staying on top of this important issue where, like, um, 9 or so trans athletes are just completely ruining sports for everyone. I mean, they’re all over the place! How many more teams are going to be destroyed by this? One? One more team? That no one has ever heard of?

Here’s the deal we should make: An IQ test between Trump and a 5th grader in math, history, politics and reading comprehension- things a president should be good at. If he loses, every republican leaves office immediately. We’ll even give them a kid with minor brain damage. Trump would still lose.

When Democrats have the power again, these are what we need them to focus on- don't be a Dem in office if not: 1. Undo all the damage Trump and his admin did 2. Hold them ALL accountable 3. Put laws in place that ensures this can never happen again 4. DON'T work with GOP- they have failed the US

Wait, Fox "News" lied? You're telling me the ENTERTAINMENT network with Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, and Jesse Watters— who are classified as commentators or talk show hosts rather than reporters, did not report facts? Even the ones who sit on a couch and not at desks like real professionals, lie?

@davidpakman.bsky.social Hey David, when did you start appearing on Hudson & Rex? JK, but every time I see this ad I keep thinking that's you in the middle.

Dems must be ruthless to end this tyranny.

For people who may not have seen these, here are some things to keep in mind as we head into the midterms: