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Turkish nationalists online might have the worst thick skin to patter ratio of all online nats, why on earth would you they choose to get into a fight with Chinese nats? They have a functioning state, 3000 years of history and there's a billion of them that have banter

Mind in the 00s when ever second house had a wee Buddha statue? Imagine you went to Sweden and every second house had a portrait of Imam Ali, just cause they thought it looked cool, that's weird right?

Before I pick a side in any ethnic conflict I do some research to figure out who are the cat nation and who are the dog nation, and decide accordingly

I wish the UK would stop bringing out porn laws cause everytime it means the Yanks can insult us about cousin marriage, and yeah, fair, they got us with that one. Please go back to insulting British food, I can endure that, I can't take Americans having the moral high ground.

A pal at work showed me Biddy Blays and I didn't not expect them to sound like that.

"Evolutionary Psychology"

As someone who actual doesn't care at all what a single Falklander had ever thought, and thinks you shouldn't give land to a failing regime that collapsed its own economy because they were worried about woke, I think the Falklands should be given to Chile

Old Khamenei tweets read like a love sick 40 somethings poems to his wife

Guy at work has three white monsters a day. His bpm is 72.

I'm kinda only just realising that there's a large part of the UK population that thinks the 70s were uniquely economically bad in the UK, and the rest of the world was flourishing. They also believe the reason the UK was suffering was there was too much trade unionism, and only that.

Capers really have the ability to ruin any food

You have the opinions of the brain dead

Can't believe every train I have ever been on is a vaping train, but that's just the life of a white muslim

Remember when Brexit was kicking off an a Tory MP's suggestion on how the Good Friday Agreement could be preserved was to invite the ROI to rejoin the UK?

just learned this today

Partner is working night shift this weekend so gonna give the cats lots of treats so they love me more

I will always have a soft spot for the original films, which while terrible, did stand as a testament to a value I hold dear, a fella saying "Look how cool my wife is"

Congratulations Mr Fontane, you're facing twenty to life for Barbicide

English Lefties dusting off their person copy of a BNP manifesto anytime the Celts get a bit upity

Cromwell defenders are active on twitter again

Bluesky is nicer than twitter but does have its own problems cause there's a suprising amount of people on here I can only describe as Liberal Hitler. Voted for Kamala, but dreams of blowing up the three gorges dam with a B52, hates Elon but would never extend human rights to Palestinians etc.

Mind when a bunch of anti vax people in America were pretending they got the jitters fae the jab? Whatever happened to them?

Science fiction where everyone wakes up this morning, blind. Except for people in Glasgow…

Goblin infestation

Ever since I saw Snorlax as a kid I knew I wanted to be an obstacle

98% of accounts that have (parody) in their name on Twitter have their own understanding of the word parody that's completely different than the way anyone else uses it, for some reason they think it means "I am pretending to be someone cause I want to suck their cock so hard that I'll need braces"

Dunno what's going on with twitter but the for you feed is just a bunch of guys fae India saying they don't find Zendaya attractive

Telling the greek lady at work that they are adding Albanians as a faction to age of mythology and she gets so mad that she momentarily forgets I had done this bit to her a few months ago

Never heard an American go "I'm English"

I think enough time has passed now that we can finally admit Grimes was always annoying and her music was okay, at best. If you thought she was a musical genius you always came across as weird and off-putting.

blair’s government was absurdly racist, anti-lgbt+, and spent years harassing disabled welfare recipients. why are you folks rewriting history?

One thing I like about House of Leaves is that I get a radically different understanding of the book everytime I finish a read, last time I ended up thinking the entire book was a lie told by one of the characters and now am sure the book itself is meant as a physical manifestation of the house

Don't worry, the rightist politician that wanted to erase LGBTQ people from public life, and actively campaigned for such with the political power they had appeared on a few TV shows to look silly and, in private, knew plenty of gay people. It's weird that you feel anything other than sadness rn.

🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🇵🇸 is always an interesting combo in someones bio

Now that it's over can I ask why the mercenary with a nazi tattoo was a progressive darling ?

Called it

Count Binface does feel Blairite

Farage is going to win the election with an even bigger share of the vote than he had last time, because all those vox populi people that actually found out about Reform policies and were shocked on camera have been injected with enough sun articles and facebook shares to get re-radicalised

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