The Notorious SJG

#StardewValley

Hot damn, my Zelda 40th Pro Controller just shipped.

I'm just saying...

Diminish an anime. "Dragon Ball Subpar." (Not the first time I've used that one and it will not be the last.)

One word: "Dreamcast."

I worked a single shift at a local fancy restaurant as a busboy when I was like 14. I sucked at it. They paid me in cash and politely TRIED to tell me "thanks but no thanks," but weren't blunt enough about it. So when I went back the next day they were like "why are you here?"

I'd be Spider-Man. Had to settle for just living my dream by proxy via Andrew Garfield for a few years.

I've barely touched my spontaneously-bought Xbox copy of this game, and haven't bought any DLC yet for it either... So maybe this version is a good opportunity to switch platforms to something I'll actually play more often.

Hey, can anyone tell me what the total cost (after taxes, shipping, etc) for a 1TB Steam Frame ends up being? With and without the ergonomic kit, maybe? I'm back in the reservation queue for one after initially getting bumped off, and I want to know how much I should expect to spend.

Just finally watched the puppets episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. It was a lot of fun. People are whiny bitches. (Puppet Pelia is everything.)

Me starting up another #StardewValley file on a whim and immediately trying to cozy up to Leah yet again:

The prideful and self-satisfied face of someone who just ate a cricket.

Fuck you, Google. 🖕 Think I'll be making that leap to GrapheneOS this weekend.

"We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke."

I always love it when One Piece gives us a new dedicated "Roronoa Muthaeffin' Zoro" chapter.

No thanks. Let me know when there's an update on the Knights of the Old Republic remake.

Hey @frontierdev.bsky.social, I'm really going to need you guys to add this specific asteroid (as a base?) to Elite Dangerous ASAP.

Absolutely. Like, who can forget this timeless example from all the way back in Season 1?

Somebody call for help, I think I may have accidentally OD'd on schadenfreude.

You know 2026 has been bad when God just goes "Fine, y'all get a new type of cat today" for consolation.

Funny how I can spend the bulk of my day working an 8-hour shift at my hospital job and come out of it tired yet contented, feeling as though I've actually been doing something worthwhile... ...But 10 minutes into a mere 2-ish-hour shift at UPS and I already want the entire world to explode.

BREAKING: Kissyboots will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

If Google is really about to force their Gemini horseshit onto my li'l Nest screen thing that I've basically only been using as an alarm clock... then I've been seriously considering replacing it with an Alarmo.

I'm thinking maaaaaybe I'll get my $20 down payment for Wolverine back from GameStop and just wait until the game ONLY costs $20.

YOU ALREADY HAVE THE IDEAL PREMISE IT'S CALLED "THE MUPPET SHOW" THAT'S WHAT THE NEW PITCH EPISODE WAS FOR GODDAMNIT

Accept no substitutes.

Catnip. Not even once.

I can separate the artist from the art, no problem. Even better, I can separate myself from that transphobe-enriching HBO Harry Potter series. Fuck that shit.

#DragonBallSuperBeerus

I cannot overstate how quickly and enthusiastically I became re-addicted to charging my way through Pokémon Scarlet here, now that it doesn't run like garbage and my character isn't forced to dress like a clown.

Somebody spot me $200 so I can get that Enterprise bridge one.

One of the elevators at work is apparently haunted today but it still works so whatever I guess.

Just saw Coyote Vs Acme. The plot was a little disjointed at times but the heart was there and all the Looney Tunes slapstick was on point. I think "apathetic secretary lady" was my favorite of the human characters. Glad the whole thing got to see the light of day at all.

Here at UPS we move more hoes in one night than most people do all year.

Damnit, now Tim Curry, too?!

Yesss, my accidental strategy of owning but not playing this game for the better part of a decade until they released a prettier upgraded version has finally paid off I guess.

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-

I heard Spider-Man was beating up fascists at a rally and thought that was rad. Never give up hope in a world that makes you think there’s none left. Someone’s fighting for you, even if they’re wearing spandex. #spiderman #spidermanart #splitmantra

I think I may have waited a little too long to start the Kitakami DLC... #PokemonScarlet

Seven increasingly bad years of working for UPS has left me hoping that there's such a thing as "Box Hell." By which I mean a hell FOR boxes, because that's where every last one of them deserves to be.

Welp... Here we go again. #PokemonScarlet

I spent years saying "Dragon Ball doesn't have an official canon and it's up to the fans to decide what to prioritize," which all the "Super is all that matters anymore so cry about it" chodes REALLY didn't like... And then Toyotaro ALSO straight-up said that fans should choose for themselves.

So... How 'bout that GrapheneOS I've been hearing so much about?